Why do birds suddenly appear?

you suck at being a bitch.

gmku + cantankerous = lethal combination

I think in real life we'd be a perfect couple.

twat.

take your paedophilia to the confession box.

Well it's a good thing I don't include that on my list of life aspirations.

kiss kiss hug hug

all is forgiven

besides, don't worry--with girlgun around, i have shed my former podofeelia self... .

I really don't want to get in the middle of yr squabble, but that's the fucking funniest thing I've read all day (slow day, I know. mah other BORED is getting DDoS'd).

but...what could ANYONE say that might contribute to yr footwear??

"nice laces" "I LIEK BLACK" ?

seriously....

BANG BANG, motherfucker

That's a start. Yeah, thanks. I like black, too, in this shoe. The laces are nice and thick. Quality, baby.

& I'm glad I could entertain.

I LIEK BLACK!!


superior laces imo.

I hope this helps.

You've boosted my self-esteem leaps and bounds. Thank you, floatingbyslowly.

& of course you know those are traits about you for which I have inestimable admiration.

I prefer brown leather shoes. I've had the same pair for awhile, they're worn out and badass.

I'm wearing a nice layer of bug bites.

Brown leather is good, too.

I find my brown leather doesn't quite go with my black pants, though. They're good on the brown/tan/olive side of the spectrum, and with jeans, but I almost think for black trousers you have to wear black shoes.

Yeah I usually wear dark blue jeans or grey pants.

They kind of resemble bowling shoes, except not so much. Just like....narrow like shark teeth with odd stitching.

and of course you know i still don't give a flying fuck

Then stop harrassing me!

Can you give me a flying fuck Cantanky? I'll buy the plane ticket and reserve the Bathroom!

No, if she won't give me one she can't give you one.

Tanky is just jealous because she blew 750 bucks on her last pair of shoes and now she's broke and can't even afford a 65 dollar pair of Adidas Stan Smiths.