omg, he has caught the gay!

my inability to deal with small talk is the cause of my once-a-year haircut...


wut wut?

yer friend.
yer friend caUght the gay and is trying to infect you using his syringe on yer butt.

my friend no longer uses syringes.

can I get an amen??

syringes made him sell gay pr0n.

amen.

i have no friends anymore and i don't really care.

You guys are my only friends, MY ONLY FRIENDS, MY ONLY ONES!!!!!

good for him, i guess.

My best friend is my nephew. He isn't even 2.

I've had more fun hanging out with him than I've had with most of my friends.

Except he's obsessed with Thomas the train and Spongebob Squarepants.

lucky duck.

I have about three actual friends, school is just too full of idiots.

i'm getting a bit bored of some friends and i think it's time to shed the dead wood.

i don't have many friends, but i like it that way. i would hate it if i had to play diplomat just to go to big parties and have everyone know your name.

melbourne.

sydney scares me, but melbourne is becoming not so far off.


I'm really shy, mostly because its so rare that people are interested in what I am interested in.. and I can't make myself talk crap for the sake of it, with people who I've just met or can tell they really have no idea what I'm going on about... or asking 'what?' or to say things over again and it just gets boring..

sigh.

Its funny Im fine at work because you know, its work and you have to talk to randoms.

But irl I'm super shy and mostly hate having to make conversation with new people. I hate being left alone with new people I dont know.. etc.

I'ts nice to know that so many people are socially defunct tho.

I still like spongebob in the mornings when Im hung over.

gack.

I really should just go with the fact that I've turned off images, rathr than being inquisitive enough to click.

I just threw up a little inside my mouth. :(

he ain't heavy, he's my mother.