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MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 03:56 AM

Me is good. We have a works leaving drink tonight, which should be fun. Over the weekend I'm hoping to meet one of the SY Gossip boardies for a drink, and I'm also recording more music at home. I've got paid as well, yay!

Can't wait for next weekend too ;)

greedrex 08.29.2008 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY
Congrats, man.


Big balls are often itchy...


yeah same here
mine are completely oversized.
gotta get some surgery done
i mean it's really annoying when you go running.

atsonicpark 08.29.2008 04:30 AM

You have a test tube, and you pour in one chemical, and you pour in another chemical, and something happens. It starts to bubble. Pour in another chemical, and it starts to bubble a bit more. You pour in a fourth chemical, and it bubbles really violently, and then explodes.

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 08:38 AM

Go to a gay bar...go to the loo, realize that the guy next to you is having a hand shandy session, roll eyes, zip up, wash hands, dry, go back up to bar and get a drink to forget the idiocy you just witnessed.

I'd like to see some of the hetero guys here act as manly as I did there.

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli
if handshandysession is smth naughty and it had taken place in the gay club i go, the guy (or guys) would be thrown at least out of the toilet!
thats how manly the gay club and the guy who guards the toilets, is!


Hand Shandy = Masturbation.

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 08:45 AM

floaty
go make me a samwich motherfucker, i'm huuuuungry

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 08:46 AM

This bar is a notorious gay knocking shop - I only went there w/a friend because it's open until 2am on a Monday night. Still, a great night otherwise!

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli
was that guy cute?


Neither him or his cock were cute (of course I looked :p ;) )

floatingslowly 08.29.2008 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
floaty
go make me a samwich motherfucker, i'm huuuuungry


fuck no, woman. better recognize.

now you can get me a beer too.

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
fuck no, woman. better recognize.

now you can get me a beer too.

fuck you. sandwich. NOW.

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
floaty
go make me a samwich motherfucker, i'm huuuuungry


I'll make you a sandwich - as long as you're not after a hot filling in it - by the time I'd get it couriered to you 'hood, that hot filling will be as cold as a dead-assed mofo.

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
I'll make you a sandwich - as long as you're not after a hot filling in it - by the time I'd get it couriered to you 'hood, that hot filling will be as cold as a dead-assed mofo.

roast beef pls

floatingslowly 08.29.2008 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
roast beef pls


pabst blue ribbon, neighbor.

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 08:51 AM

Coming up!
*leaves work, goes to Harrods food court*

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
pabst blue ribbon, neighbor.


Those wacky robots and their 'American beer drinking ways.

Sir, I'll offer you a cool pint of Budvar instead - now that's real beer.

floatingslowly 08.29.2008 08:52 AM

:(

sammichblocked.

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 08:52 AM

ewwwww don't get me a harrods sandwich

ill just get one myself :rolleyes:

floatingslowly 08.29.2008 08:52 AM

make two while yr in there.


ps: I don't drink pbr. I just wanted to be served.

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
ewwwww don't get me a harrods sandwich

ill just get one myself :rolleyes:


No no no, I'm not buying a Harrods sandwich, I'm buying the roast beef from there, then going to make the damn thing. You'll see, it'll kick serious ass.

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
make two while yr in there.


ps: I don't drink pbr. I just wanted to be served.


OK, then!
*Hails taxi to go to Brompton Road*

ALIEN ANAL 08.29.2008 08:54 AM

whats a good looking cock

floatingslowly 08.29.2008 08:55 AM

^^^ oh hi look. another girl.

make me a sammich.

a chicken sammich.

with mustard.

demonrail666 08.29.2008 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by cuntankerous
ewwwww don't get me a harrods sandwich

ill just get one myself :rolleyes:


Yeah, fuck Harrods, get her a Marks and Spencer ham and egg roll. A superb thing. Oh, and chuck in two bottles of Kick too. Every bit as good as red bull only you get two large bottles for £1.50 from Tescos. The little fucker'll be up for a week!

Nooooo Sleeeep till bedtime!


 

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 08:59 AM

i have to wait until 11:00 and go all the way over to fucking 7th avenue and pay $14 for a roast beef sandwich.
this is balls.

floatingslowly 08.29.2008 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
get her a [sammich]


lol wut?

are you some kind of sissy boy?

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
Yeah, fuck Harrods, get her a Marks and Spencer ham and egg roll. A superb thing. Oh, and chuck in two bottles of Kick too. Every bit as good as red bull only you get two large bottles for £1.50 from Tescos. The little fucker'll be up for a week!

Nooooo Sleeeep till bedtime!


 

thanks for calling me cuntankerous you little shit.

demonrail666 08.29.2008 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
thanks for calling me cuntankerous you little shit.


That's it. BED!

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
That's it. BED!

it's 10:00 in the goddamn morning!

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i have to wait until 11:00 and go all the way over to fucking 7th avenue and pay $14 for a roast beef sandwich.
this is balls.


$14 for a sandwich? Yikes!

It's all about the hot salt beef w/mustard bagels for me.

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
$14 for a sandwich? Yikes!

It's all about the hot salt beef w/mustard bagels for me.

best sandwich in the entire world though

carnegie deli ftw

demonrail666 08.29.2008 09:13 AM

Why do you want a roast beef sandwich at 10.00 in the morning? Tell me. WHY?!?!?!?!

W H Y?!?!?!

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 09:14 AM

There's a couple of wicked deli/sandwich places here in Soho, including one which does an amazingly huge freshly cured Basque Ham sandwich. it's not cheap (about £5/$10) but boy is it worth it. They do great espressos too.

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
Why do you want a roast beef sandwich at 10.00 in the morning? Tell me. WHY?!?!?!?!

W H Y?!?!?!


Because you crave the roast beef but can't have it due to your prostate "problem", ha ha ha ha ha.

demonrail666 08.29.2008 09:15 AM

That hot dog place in soho is pretty good too, but again expensive. and I always end up getting mustard up my nose. Nice though all the same.

demonrail666 08.29.2008 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Because you crave the roast beef but can't have it due to your prostate "problem", ha ha ha ha ha.


My prostate is of concern only to me and my anal-yst, thank you very much mr bloke fancier.

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 09:19 AM

Look, sweetheart, don't wave that....thing...in front of my face. Ugh, brain the size of planet and the manners of a gimp.

demonrail666 08.29.2008 09:28 AM

Why is cantankerous in this thread?

Answer me that Larry Grayson.

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 09:29 AM

Ooh, get me sweetie. Shut that door, my darling!

Cantankers is here cos she rolls like that, G. All about the ladies with man-punching fists, y'all.

floatingslowly 08.29.2008 09:29 AM

hey guys, demonrail just admitted to having a finger up his ass.

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 09:33 AM

floatingslowly - oh, that's old news, that. You should ask him about his Diane Coupland thang:

 


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