cmon u know leaving it in the mouth is hotter....

I'm sorry, but I already repped you 30 seconds ago, so I'm spent.




ok. I'll start working now.

Haha

This.

Is why you are one of my favorite posters.

Despite formally being a CUNT to me. Haha. Get it? Oh, nevermind. :D

maybe it's a lucky charm, like a rabbit's foot

I'm a dude. My gay friend complimented them...so I don't know. They looked OK once I got shoes on. They were really just too tight around the calf/knee area.

i have little to no patience for imbeciles. not sure if this is a "complaint" or a disclaimer.

outta herb outta money

Cross reference: See my latest post in irrelevant.

^ this. is bloody brilliant.

;-)

same goes to you baby

Complaint:

I already referenced this, but pants NEVER, EVER fit me.

EVER.

They either hurt (by being too tight) or show my ass.

They are ALWAYS much too long.

I'm sick of fucking trimming them.

I'm sick of the way that they either fall off or pinch my belly. As a stupid reminder that I need to get off my lazy ass.

Dresses and skirts are okay, but only as a sometimes thing.

Ugh.

list of things that hurt: my neck, my back (lick my pussy and my crack...see what i did there) my boobs, my leg, my mind

^^^ you might be pregnant! congrats! :)

first she'd have to kill that poor chinaman in Y squadron.

aw man don't say that....

I'm not trying to be jinxy.

*knocks*

there. better?

yeah

i'm pretty sure it's just the typical wicked case of pms.

or a wicked case of Hesse's Damien!

shit.

don't worry, hesse is known for wonderous children stories. not so much about ze mumzies though. maybe look into the tomes of T. G. Juilianistan (J is silent). She wrote stories that were later derived into the palm cutting cult of the pre Christian Bulgars that then went on to become Japanese Ninjas.

I have a sore on the inside of my upper lip and the whole right side is swollen. I feel like Rocky.

ambesol to numb it. go easy on the pickups though.

who me?

no not you papa goulash

Nope. Not that kind of sore. One of the kind that comes from almost biting through your lip.

CUT ME MICK

Fixed. Pregnant again.

The aftertaste of my ginger ale is that of cream of chicken soup. This is not appealing.

Sniffling and stuffed up, itchy nose. Wooyeah.

looks like i'm gonna be spending my friday night at an NA meeting.



how's that for a complaint?

Three kids in my hometown of about 15000 people broke into an old man's home, stole his shit, and then killed him. Truly fucking disgusting. Scum of the fucking earth. They didn't even know him and chose his house at random. Sad part is I think I know these kids.

i fucking hate NA meetings

I've been to two before.

The last one was in the innercity of Baltimore, the fucking ghetto unlike anything, in the most delipidated church I've ever seen - the ceiling falling down etc. - you walk in there and remember just how dead god is.

This is what you get for working in the field of ex-offender re-entry?

ive spent the last year of my life in and out of NA. rather unhelpful not to mention the fact that they spit all this god bullshit at you.

Today is not Friday :mad:

Today is not payday.

That totally sucks.

Are you entering those meetings out of yr own volition?

Because if you wanted to quit, there are other options...as I'm sure you already know.




The God part gave me migraines.

yeah it was an ill fated attempt to clean up my act (read: waste of time) which is something i have gone thru probably 5 or 6 times in the last two years and the only way to do it as far as im concerned is just stop cold turkey and ride it out.