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SolidZach 05.10.2006 06:18 PM

yea

marleypumpkin 05.10.2006 06:32 PM

It's the rastafarian term for government, or system, or SHITSTEM!

marleypumpkin 05.10.2006 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
And I still don't understand why Rasta's smoke pot.


Well, let me just say that we blaze ganja for the spirituality. It is our belief that blazing will put you in a more spiritual state of mind. & I'll add that we DO NOT were any "hats", or "tourbons" when we blaze. We feel it constricts the path from your mind to Jah. & 1 more thing, we burn to live, we don't live to burn.

Glice 05.10.2006 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by marleypumpkin
Well, let me just say that we blaze ganja for the spirituality. It is our belief that blazing will put you in a more spiritual state of mind. & I'll add that we DO NOT were any "hats", or "tourbons" when we blaze. We feel it constricts the path from your mind to Jah. & 1 more thing, we burn to live, we don't live to burn.


Well, you've just made me feel a lot better about my alcohol intake. I'm just missing the piss-heads religion. Anyone want to deify me? Or just a handjob, that's always nice.

marleypumpkin 05.10.2006 06:44 PM

Although rasta's are opposed to alcohol, we have no right to judge anyone. So, go ahead & kick back a few cold ones Glice.

Glice 05.10.2006 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by marleypumpkin
Although rasta's are opposed to alcohol, we have no right to judge anyone. So, go ahead & kick back a few cold ones Glice.


I'm on a terrible cheap whisky blend at the moment. Not quite the 'high grade' that I'm used to 'blazing'. Still, it's all for a good cause (sleep).

Пятхъдесят Шест 05.10.2006 06:49 PM

Ahaa, why won't this thread die?

umjammer atomsk 05.10.2006 07:06 PM

this Is The Last Post!!! No More I Say!!!!

HaydenAsche 05.10.2006 07:18 PM

I say 'You suck."

val-holla-ing 05.10.2006 07:39 PM

i give props to marleypumpkin for not using that retarded faux-rasta speak.

HaydenAsche 05.10.2006 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing
i give props to marleypumpkin for not using that retarded faux-rasta speak.


This is like the first thread without him using it.

Yay Marley!

marleypumpkin 05.10.2006 07:51 PM

-HaydenAsche-
I don't think I've used rasta terminology too much. Have I? If I have, I apologize. I DO NOT force my religious beliefs on anyone, but I will NOT hesitate to inform.

HaydenAsche 05.10.2006 07:54 PM

You were nowhere near as bad as SuchFriends. I don't end every post by pushing christianity on everyone.

Praise Jesus!

Father, Son and Holy Ghost!

God!

Everyneurotic 05.10.2006 07:57 PM

i should push judaism in the board.

i shall end every post with stuff like "baruj ashem" or "hava naguila"

marleypumpkin 05.10.2006 08:07 PM

George Carlin's, "The 3 Commandments"

1.Thou shall be honest & faithfull to the provider of thy nookie
2.& thou should try real hard not to kill anyone. Unless of course, they pray to a different invisible man from the one you pray to.
3.THOU SHALL KEEP THY RELIGION TO THYSELF

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.10.2006 09:37 PM

I'm sorry for forcing my religion on you. It's called The Church of God, Jesus, and Motherfucking Rock and Roll. Let me share some passages from it.

On the 8th day God invented Rock and Roll, and the angels rejoiced.

God later gave the gift to the Caananites, but the king of Rock and Roll would not be a Caananite. In the non-canonical text that we include in our bible- the Gospel of Joseph of Aramathea- David wrote that Christ gave his gift for songwriting to the stars, and in the 1970th through the 1980th year of our lord, that this would gift of music would bear its fruit in one that shared tha name of the King of Psalms, and like the King of Psalms would be incredibly gifted in verse. This man would transcend sex, space, time, and even humanity and come in many incarnations- as a Martian, as a Thin White Duke, as half-man half-dog, and as Aladdin Sane among others.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 05.11.2006 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing





and heaven forbid i actually get BOOKS from *gasp* LIBRARY


Rastafari is not something you can find in a book. It is a calling, not a teaching.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.11.2006 04:31 PM

 


http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=br_ss_hs/002-7775399-8443205?platform=gurupa&url=index%3Dblended&keywor ds=rastafari&Go.x=0&Go.y=0&Go=Go

God, I'm becoming more and more of a troll everyday.

val-holla-ing 05.11.2006 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
Rastafari is not something you can find in a book. It is a calling, not a teaching.


so rastas don't read the bible?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.12.2006 10:28 AM

nice one


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