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Toilet & Bowels 07.31.2006 08:00 PM

 

!@#$%! 07.31.2006 08:03 PM

yummy.

thanks for the photos you pervs.

acousticrock87 07.31.2006 08:04 PM

If I tried to get that all tied up, I would be too frustrated do enjoy it. That looks worse than putting up a Christmas tree.

Toilet & Bowels 07.31.2006 08:06 PM

 

touch me i'm sick 07.31.2006 08:07 PM

haha those bats are sick

touch me i'm sick 07.31.2006 08:13 PM

funny how a thread on pretentious intellectuals turns into a sick masochist sexcapade

!@#$%! 07.31.2006 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated
Well, if I've got the balls to rant, I suppose I have to have them to name names, eh?

*Prepares to hang herself*

I get this vibe from:

Atari
!@#$%!
chabib

Now there's forum suicide if I've ever seen it!



wow, im suddenly famous! thanks sweetie. lurves you too :p

Phlegmscope 07.31.2006 08:37 PM

The more Saeki stuff I see, the more I want to get the book "the early works" of his. Too bad the library doesn't have it, and it's too expensive for me to buy.

alyasa 07.31.2006 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated
...Trust me, people who don't read Harold Bloom for fun don't want to hear about him...

Hmmm... Harold Bloom? Sounds like a horny bumpkin... I'd sure like to know more about him... Do his stories have people poking other people in the back? :(

alyasa 07.31.2006 10:42 PM

 


 

touch me i'm sick 07.31.2006 10:44 PM

oh dear those are some hardcore tan lines

alyasa 07.31.2006 10:45 PM

I know, great eyeshadow too, huh? :) I just love electric blue, don't you?

touch me i'm sick 07.31.2006 10:50 PM

yes i do in fact

alyasa 07.31.2006 10:53 PM

Oh wow. Too bad you're married...

touch me i'm sick 07.31.2006 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by alyasa
Oh wow. Too bad you're married...


oh we're a very flexible couple. we do indeed fuck other people

alyasa 07.31.2006 10:56 PM

Phew, that's a relief. :)

k-krack 07.31.2006 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by touch me i'm sick
oh we're a very flexible couple. we do indeed fuck other people


our marriage is basically fucking eachther and fucking other people and threesomes (lots)

touch me i'm sick 07.31.2006 11:01 PM

and ice fishing in russia

Cantankerous 07.31.2006 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
tie you off? is that some kind of american youth slang?

or are you talking about this?

 

i am certainly referring to that. but the other kind would be acceptable as well.

truncated 07.31.2006 11:15 PM

T&B is too pretty to fuck. He'd give me a complex, and I'd be afraid of mussing his hair.

Cantankerous 07.31.2006 11:16 PM

he would look reeeeallly good in any way shape or form

Savage Clone 07.31.2006 11:32 PM

He's still a fine hunk of man-meat, believe you me.


For a skinny guy.

Cantankerous 07.31.2006 11:35 PM

he sure is

he is just too pretty. he looks like he would snap in half if he actually gave me a piggyback.

alyasa 08.01.2006 12:21 AM

I wonder what is the significance of toilet & bowels' avatar...

Iain 08.01.2006 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diesel
yaa matey i'm 125 pounds i think....maybe the new sacles need adjusting


Eh? That's fuck all you skinny bastard!

Toilet & Bowels 08.01.2006 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
T&B is too pretty to fuck. He'd give me a complex, and I'd be afraid of mussing his hair.


that's a very dissapointing compliment, what kind of complex would i give you?

porkmarras 08.01.2006 09:13 AM

The pictures of the model that Le Toilette posted are not real.That's his little kid who he forced to prostitution in order to pay for the gas bills.In real life Le Toilette is a 60 year old man from Turnbridge Wells who writes letters of complaint to the Sun about the state of the immigration laws in Britain.Trust me.

Toilet & Bowels 08.01.2006 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
The pictures of the model that Le Toilette posted are not real.That's his little kid who he forced to prostitution in order to pay for the gas bills.In real life Le Toilette is a 60 year old man from Turnbridge Wells who writes letters of complaint to the Sun about the state of the immigration laws in Britain.Trust me.



i can't tell if you're trying to put people off me, or make me more appealing to truncated...

porkmarras 08.01.2006 09:45 AM

I should present blind date for the visually impared.It could cause some interesting matches.Truncated is yours.Truncated is on fire.

Toilet & Bowels 08.01.2006 09:50 AM

nah she doesn't want me. i have to make do with cantankerous, and she's a junkie. that stuff is supposed to ruin your sex drive.

porkmarras 08.01.2006 09:52 AM

Have both then.

truncated 08.01.2006 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
that's a very dissapointing compliment, what kind of complex would i give you?

I'm not sure I could deal with someone prettier than me. And it's simply wrong that your wardrobe is better coordinated than mine.

However...
Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
The pictures of the model that Le Toilette posted are not real.That's his little kid who he forced to prostitution in order to pay for the gas bills.In real life Le Toilette is a 60 year old man from Turnbridge Wells who writes letters of complaint to the Sun about the state of the immigration laws in Britain.Trust me.

If that's the case, I'd be down with it. Pimping is quite lucrative, and I bet you're damn skilled when you take out those dentures.

Savage Clone 08.01.2006 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated
I'm not sure I could deal with someone prettier than me. And it's simply wrong that your wardrobe is better coordinated than mine.



I don't think they let him keep the clothes.

He's a total slob.

Toilet & Bowels 08.01.2006 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
And it's simply wrong that your wardrobe is better coordinated than mine.



i hate to shatter the illusion of modeling, but those aren't my clothes in those pictures, they were chosen by a stylist, they also did my hair and put make up on me, set up the lighting so as to make it very favourable and then got a talented and experienced profesional photographer to take my photo.

porkmarras 08.01.2006 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i hate to shatter the illusion of modeling, but those aren't my clothes in those pictures, they were chosen by a stylist, they also did my hair and put make up on me, set up the lighting so as to make it very favourable and then got a talented and experienced profesional photographer to take my photo.

And i should know that as i've dumped bags of clothes on your doorstep many a time.

porkmarras 08.01.2006 10:11 AM

Let's put a penny each to buy Le Toilette a new pair of shoes.You know that you want to.

Toilet & Bowels 08.01.2006 10:14 AM

i do need new shoes actually. and i accept paypal. don't send cash through the post, the postmen in my area are a bit dodgy.

truncated 08.01.2006 10:30 AM

I'm still waiting for my pack of cigarettes.

Toilet & Bowels 08.01.2006 10:31 AM

i'm still waiting for the pictures. what brand do you smoke anyway?

porkmarras 08.01.2006 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i do need new shoes actually. and i accept paypal. don't send cash through the post, the postmen in my area are a bit dodgy.

Why do you not nick a pair from some charity shop?Daltson,head to Daltson and admire shops that sell cheap shoes next to a pint of milk.Where else on earth?Some of the best window displays known to man there.


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