hey , nobody mentioned CIRCLE JERK?????!!!
That's the manliest , no?
so





CIRCLE JERK!

You goin' down.

cantank thinks schnapps is "drinking." LOL

*logs out and exits house for a Metallica gig*

Metallica hasn't been manly since the 80's

GWAR is all I listen to, fuck that kiddy shit Metallica crap.

Gwar is like furry puppet sex.

quite feminine indeed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoAGML-eed4

Sorry am listening to mote, i'll click later.

^^^hahahahahahha

I washed my hands after I pissed, today.

God yes, those poof's.

I bought groceries without saying a single word to anyone, cashier or otherwise, the entire time the other day.

There was a girl at work today talking about feeling a bit ill and I totally stared at my shoes uncomfortably, right in that bitch's frontside floorspace. Then I muttered something incoherently and wandered off to pretend to do something elsewhere. Who's your daddy now, off-colour girl? Yeah, me, that's who.

Also, map reading - who's your daddy now, eh? Yeah, me, that's who.

Also - memorising intricate details of sporting events that have absolutely no bearing on anything at all, ever, whilst simultaneously being incapable of remembering a simple instruction regarding picking up flour whilst at the shops - who does that? Me, that's who.

Who's your daddy now, eh?

Glice - you forgot to mention holding in your raging temper when lil' ole me buys you the wrong drink, even though you TOLD ME 3 TIMES to get the bitter in.

Now who's the bitch, daddy?

RAPE, ARSON, AND MURDER

I've had quite a night!

How? All you seem to have done is typed the words Rape, Arson and and murder.

easy, tiger.

yr starting to stutter.