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sarramkrop 05.08.2007 02:40 PM

Predict the future
 
What do you think the future will be like? Do you even think that we have a future, let alone an immediate one? Johnny Rotten types please abstain from giving your views.

Glice 05.08.2007 02:43 PM

What have you got against London Irish? Racist.

sarramkrop 05.08.2007 02:48 PM

No, no! What have YOU got against them? Your racism is fastly getting out of hand, racist. Sort it out before you start painting your face dark, in an act of self-racism. Erm, racist.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 05.08.2007 02:50 PM

I do not know...
I have high expectations

Glice 05.08.2007 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
No, no! What have YOU got against them? Your racism is fastly getting out of hand, racist. Sort it out before you start painting your face dark, in an act of self-racism. Erm, racist.


Come, come now. I think we all know that your thread title was clearly gagging to say, "Predict the future - preferably without any of those terrible races in them, I hate races, because I'm a racist signed Geoff T. Racist AKA sarramkrop".

floatingslowly 05.08.2007 03:22 PM

I'm not sure we all have more than about 5 years (hopefully, Mayan cosmology was wrong).

if we do happen to make it a little while longer, I hope to GAWD that the future is just like Mad Max.

if so.....fuck that midget and his ride.

floatingslowly rules bartertown! :mad:

 

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.08.2007 03:41 PM

I predict Admiral Ackbar will come as the second coming of Christ.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 05.08.2007 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
I predict Admiral Ackbar will come as the second coming of Christ.


 

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.08.2007 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
 


I predicted you'd make a reply of that fashion. I'm a prophet :)

sarramkrop 05.08.2007 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
I predicted you'd make a reply of that fashion. I'm a prophet :)

Cause it's not even unpredictably funny.

pbradley 05.08.2007 04:12 PM

A blond-haired Jesus brandishing a flaming sword will descend from the sky and separate the wheat from the chaff.

Or things will keep on going like they always have.

atari 2600 05.08.2007 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Johnny Rotten types please abstain from giving your views.


"Everything turns to shit." - Tony Soprano

schizophrenicroom 05.08.2007 04:36 PM

i will take over the world and rule all with my iron fist.

SynthethicalY 05.08.2007 04:43 PM

Sunny California will sink into the sea. And god will appear and dissapear on Live T.V.

sarramkrop 05.08.2007 04:46 PM

You people are ugly and stupid. I'd love to see you all sink, and i have half an idea that it might be even the case. You talk talk and fucking talk, but never do anything constructive for this planet.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 05.08.2007 04:48 PM

well, lets see what YOU'RE doing to help the planet

pbradley 05.08.2007 04:50 PM

He's telling people on an online forum that they are ugly and stupid.

I can't think of anything more constructive.

SynthethicalY 05.08.2007 04:53 PM

Porky if it helps, I am buying myself a prius as soon as I can afford to get one. I also am planning to stop eating meat.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.08.2007 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
You people are ugly and stupid. I'd love to see you all sink, and i have half an idea that it might be even the case. You talk talk and fucking talk, but never do anything constructive for this planet.


I wanna destroy, I wanna destroy!

sarramkrop 05.08.2007 04:55 PM

I'm winding you up successfully online.

SynthethicalY 05.08.2007 04:56 PM

You're such a mastermind.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.08.2007 05:00 PM

Enough of a mastermind to stop this grim future?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMrdAr7fNjo

atari 2600 05.08.2007 05:09 PM

"The price of stamps will climb ever higher."
- one of Homer's fortune cookie submissions


In the U.S., the price increases from thirty-nine cents to forty-two cents on May 14.

floatingslowly 05.08.2007 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
A picture of me:
 



oh, really?

MellySingsDoom 05.08.2007 05:33 PM

All ironic references to the 1980's will be punishable by forced viewings of "BMX Bandits".

The Chinese will be our new masters, and we'll be arguing about the merits of Coco Gordon' Moore's side projects in between the 18-hour shifts at the clothes sweatshop.

Sarramkrop and Glice will be calling each other racoons, or racists, or raffles. The staff at the nursing home wll keep having to break up their wheelchair fights.

An ancient King Charles III will finally admit that he likes eating endangered species for fun.

The USA will officically change it's name to "New Mexico".

I will be working on a hot dog stand in Berlin, muttering about the good old days.

pbradley 05.08.2007 06:08 PM

I'd wager that we will rather be named Mexico Major.

Nobody wants to be named after that lame state.

Danny Himself 05.08.2007 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
All ironic references to the 1980's will be punishable by forced viewings of "BMX Bandits".


Wasn't Nicole Kidman in that, as a child? I remember seeing some of it on one of those 'fuck it, I'll stay in and flick mindlessly through Sky Movies' days.

king_buzzo 05.09.2007 01:41 AM

I'll be a professional garden ornaments maker.

king_buzzo 05.09.2007 01:46 AM

2007? We're halfway though it.

lucyrulesok 05.09.2007 05:44 AM

crocodiles will no longer be feared as we can now reattach limbs.

jon boy 05.09.2007 06:52 AM

dinasaurs will come back to life jurrasic park style.

pbradley 05.09.2007 07:04 AM

don't get my hopes up

chuck norris 05.09.2007 11:55 AM

I predict that 6 more people will answer this thread, and than it will die out.

Than in 3 months we will start the exact same thread again, without anyone noticing...

!@#$%! 05.09.2007 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chuck norris
I predict that 6 more people will answer this thread, and than it will die out.

Than in 3 months we will start the exact same thread again, without anyone noticing...


this i believe!!


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