stupidest thing someone has ever said to you?
 

1) I'm going to have incest with your family.

2) person finds round stone in a WW1 battlefield- 'look, OMG, its a bullet!!!'
me- they didnt have stone bullets.
person- they did in the roman times...

are you a gossip?


(she meant "are you gothic?")

"Arbeit Macht Frei"? Who's that?

"What's a condom?"

hahhaa another:

'anus? is that a dick?'

Heard this one a week ago:
"Oh yeah the Velvet undergrounds! That one guy is in it..."
- Lou reed?
"Yeah, him and David bowie!"

The same guy also thought that Andy Warhol was the leadguitarist.
lulz

hahaha, same here they just thing the first album is an andy warhol picture and not an actual album.

waiting outside for the noise against fascism gig, dc '05, i was talking with
this dude from boston who came as a show of anti-bush support. we had
been yakking for a few minutes when--

him: "what do you do for a living?"
me: "i work in real estate."
him: "oh...child labor, huh?"

and he just walked away. like i had just said something so
obviously horrendous as to render me persona non grata in his eyes.

real estate=child labor?? someone fucking explain that!

"i think the magick markers are good."

"wikipedia is accurate."

"kingdom hearts is a good game."

Haha, thats what happened to me today. It was like 'ZOMG I saw the Magik Markers on that festival, they were SOOOOOO good'

i was just like '*nod of dissaproval'

I like the magik markers.

I like the idea of the Magik Markers

I think the Magik Markers are good.

If you go over to the RYM forums and look under the recent Nirvana thread, someone named HAI calls me a case of "postponed adolescence" for continuing to like Nirvana. The guy's a total jerk. He continually gets away with saying things like that to me, even though the board has a policy about harassment.

"you have a moustache"


...on many occasions

something to the effect that will ferrell is funny, you don't like him because you like pretentious european films and don't have a sense of humour.

also that andy warhol wrote all the velvet underground songs.

last week:

some stoned dude: "pot doesn't make you hallucinate, that's bullshit! whoever tells you that has never taken weed, i mean, when you smoke a lot you see things in a different way but you don't hallucinate...like, right now, that bookcase, i see it and to me it looks like a hippopotamus"

ROFL.

I hear lots of stupid things. Like;

guy: "shit, thats unhuman"
me: "inhuman"
guy: "no, UNhuman"

i was breakin' with a couple of friends in McCarren Park (back when it was only known to locals and the pool still abandoned) and some guy with his friends come up to the running track where we were and asked if he could break with us.

after a few minutes, he said how much he liked the linoleum because he can do headspins pretty quickly and there was hardly any friction. so he was pestering my friend, who the linoleum belonged to, and asking him to lend it to him. he kept pestering until his friend goes, with a bright look on his face like he just made the hugest discovery, "Hey man.. just photocopy it."

he was serious...

my boyfriend & i were walking through a park and he was carrying a (seemingly obviously fake) pop gun. this jogger came up to us and said "excuse me, is that real? theres been a lot of dead squirrels around here lately."

........

he said photocopy but he meant cloning
which he thought was possible for some reason or another. haha.

Taxi driver: What airline should I drop you off at.
Me: *checks paper printout* Orbitz... I mean... South Western.

:(

"i don't know, i think sonic youth are ripping off red jumpsuit apparatus"

haha.

i was walking down the stairs in my old building, a guy was walking next to the stairs, i had my hand in my pocket and the guy said 'take that gun out of your pocket, motherfucker!!!!!' and started running away.

'excuse me, could you tell me where the hospital is?'
'follow this road, then turn left and then it's on your left side after about two hundred meters.'
'ha ha. you're fooling me eh? well you won't fool me! nah!'
and she turned the other way. i as quite speechless and still wondering if she ever found the hospital.

no, i think she was in her late thirties or something.

And then your boyfriend pulls it up to the guy's face and in his best Jersey mobster voice goes, "Yeah, there have been. And you're the next one, motherfucker."

God what waste of human cells said that?

someone said to me 'i'm not racist but i hate all indians'.

This britsh guy talking to my mom "The 4th of july? Wasn't that when the americans got the freedom from the indians?"

"So does your dad have, like, 9 wives?"

"women pee through their belly buttons"

we were in elementary school, but still, this poor little fucker was sorely misinformed.

Misinformed...what do you mean?:confused:

"Don't be gay. Suck my dick."
__

Someone said that in a million years everyone would look asian because we'd be so mixed by then, but my friend goes "I won't. I'll be dead" in a completely serious voice. He was joking of course, but it was hilarious.
__

And the best one (from a naive 15 year old girl that looks like she is 12):

"Fisting is like getting punched, right?"

i know a variant of this one:

*guy tells another guy*: don't be a fag and kiss me in the mouth

I hear things like that all the time. It's funny the first time, but after that...meh.

yeah i know, it usually works when out drinking and dude gestures his (ugly, unshaved) face forward.

I was once going out with a blonde bimbo.

She often opened her mouth in the name of stupidity.

One occasion that sticks in my mind was when we were in the pub and she asked for a packet of dry roasted peanuts.

Then, as she's eating them, says to everyone at the table:

"I really like these, you know. I wonder what they make them out of."

"Why have got a girl's name?" That never gets old :rolleyes: