the board needs DRAMA
 

please take a moment today to verbally assault and berate a fellow boardie in manner which creates a 10 page masterpiece of destruction.

don't get me wrong, all the threads on page one are incredibly interesting, but there hasn't been a good fight to hold my attention in a long time.

thanks to this weekend's power outage, I've been finding myself reading the WoW boards again. name calling and general hostility abound, and it keeps my eyebulbs jumping from word to word.

let's show the interweb what this place is made of. bring out yr trolls, your witty comebacks and even yr lolcats if needed, but please, just BRING IT.

so....I'm going to alt-tab, push a few buttons and drink another cup of coffee. when I get back, I expect a full-on text battle.

You fucking cunt. Have no time for you now. You are going on my ignore list. Later cunty twat.

where's Hayden Ass when you need him?

i dunno, i keep insulting the magik markers, their drummer even made an appearance, but nothing has happened yet.

sHUT UP, YOU TWAT. LaWLLL!!! nooB

Someone here's farted.

i hate the sound of farts in movies
i think gloating slowly is that sound

You have some spinach in your teeth.

I hate sonicl quirky moods.

You have faeces on the end of your todger.

You have a lot to answer for when it comes to her disappearence, you child-hating scumbag of a fag:
Madeleine McCann

You have semen between your teeth.

the results of the first match:


WIN. you move on to the next round for creative recombination of my name.

congrats.



FAIL. I'm sorry, but I really doubt you are actually ignoring me (I might say something nasty about you). please accept this consolation prize:




I expect better from you. you have too much potential to dismiss, but yr treading on thin ice missy.

You have semen between your ass cheeks.

I take back yr disqualification, but feel free to keep yr prize.

your dad complained to me today, saying he is sick of tasting my cum in your moms pussy

You fail to see that that is your own arse that is glued with the sticky stuff.

jimi hendrix is overrated. that tends to work.

You have hairy palms.

wow!

not even into the second page and the jism is flying.

I wanted a drama thread, not a turkish bath you fucking meat-caverns.

You have a hairy ass.

Fuck you, you do not own the internet, YOU ARE NOT BILL GATES.

You haven't boycotted Forced Exposure.

You are the offspring of Bush and Cheney sonicl.

My poetry is better than Jim Morrison's.

your as synthetic as kim gordons twat

I told you that you weren't ignoring me. besides, I'm not going for Bill Gates, more like Nero.


PS: you fight like a grrrl.

Now come on, you can do better. We know everybody's poetry is better than his.

Yeah, and girls fucking stink.

oooh, I'm sorry. minus 10 points for bringing Kim into this.

eat shit, Roo-fucker.

You should get your alien head from your anal probes.

fuck you

you started off really strong, but I sense the weakness creeping in.

if yr going to have the staying power to last this next round, yr going to have to come up with something better than that.

so far, s(y)nth is in the lead due to sheer tenacity.

oh get fucked
go be the judge of an ass eating contest between porky and synthetic
im sure they will let you join in.

Alien is a jealous cunt, cause I won't let him have me. Hypocrite.

The English invented punk rock.

the english invented shitty reality tv shows thats about it

Whay do you not change that fucking avatar, you shithead? It makes you look like a twat.

OH NO YOU DI'N'T!!!!


that was Amerikkka. racist.







yeah, FUCK the SOS!!

You guys are a bore, I am going to get me an education.