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alyasa 10.03.2007 06:04 AM

Has anyone here ever had feelings for their friend's wife?
 
Just curious to know. Just FYI, I don't really have much love for the swinging, ball-busting lust brigade...

pbradley 10.03.2007 06:15 AM

My friends don't have wifes... but girlfriends... hell yeah.

Toilet & Bowels 10.03.2007 06:37 AM

not really.

Tokolosh 10.03.2007 06:40 AM

No, but they have feelings for me. What should I do?

sarramkrop 10.03.2007 06:43 AM

Perhaps it's because you always wear a mask?

alyasa 10.03.2007 06:50 AM

:) I should no better than ask that on the internet....

Tokolosh 10.03.2007 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Perhaps it's because you always wear a mask?



Not if they're around. I only wear masks when I'm on cyberspace. It keeps the creeps at bay.

sarramkrop 10.03.2007 07:06 AM

Yeah, I can see you getting stalked on the internet a lot. Seriously, I can.

alyasa 10.03.2007 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh
No, but they have feelings for me. What should I do?

Just be honest...

Tokolosh 10.03.2007 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alyasa
Just be honest...


Thanks for the advise. I'll let you know how it turns out.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Yeah, I can see you getting stalked on the internet a lot. Seriously, I can.


More like the other way around?

And just like that...it's gone.

sarramkrop 10.03.2007 07:31 AM

Stalker!

sonicl 10.03.2007 07:31 AM

You really haven't made the best of this thread, alyasa. "Have you ever knobbed your best mate's missus" would have been a much better topic.

The answer's no, by the way, but that's not to say that I would'n't have once have liked to.

alyasa 10.03.2007 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
You really haven't made the best of this thread, alyasa. "Have you ever knobbed your best mate's missus" would have been a much better topic.

The answer's no, by the way, but that's not to say that I would'n't have once have liked to.

Yeah, definitely.. Unfortunately, that's never happened to me... :o

Tokolosh 10.03.2007 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Stalker!


HeHe! :p

floatingslowly 10.03.2007 07:45 AM

keep yr filthy hands off, or they'll be cold dead filthy hands!~~!!!

:D

tesla69 10.03.2007 08:18 AM

Usually the feelings I have for my friends' wives are the same feelings I have for my friends.

THROBBING AND SWEATY.

alyasa 10.03.2007 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tesla69
Usually the feelings I have for my friends' wives are the same feelings I have for my friends.

THROBBING AND SWEATY.

That sounds promising...

Savage Clone 10.03.2007 08:24 AM

A lot of my friends have very sexy wives or girlfriends.
In some cases, mutual lust is even frankly recognized and becomes fodder for many an endearing in-joke.

alyasa 10.03.2007 08:32 AM

That's really frank... You guys must be really comfortable with each other...

floatingslowly 10.03.2007 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alyasa
That's really frank... You guys must be really comfortable with each other...


I hope that you know that I was just joking earlier.

my wife's hot (like hellfire), it's hard to blame people for agreeing with me.


__________________________________________________ _____

the only friend of mine that's married is married to an ice queen. no fucking way. kthx.

my best friend may be gay for all I know. he doesn't really have time for a woman, but he spends A LOT of time pondering whether action X, Y or Z "makes him gay". I try to tell him that makes him gay more than the fact that he used to work in a gay porno store. I plan to tell him that I posted this FIRST CHANCE I GET. hi Jason! *waves*

Savage Clone 10.03.2007 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I hope that you know that I was just joking earlier.

my wife's hot (like hellfire), it's hard to blame people for agreeing with me.


__________________________________________________ _____

the only friend of mine that's married is married to an ice queen. no fucking way. kthx.

my best friend may be gay for all I know. he doesn't really have time for a woman, but he spends A LOT of time pondering whether action X, Y or Z "makes him gay". I try to tell him that makes him gay more than the fact that he used to work in a gay porno store. I plan to tell him that I posted this FIRST CHANCE I GET. hi Jason! *waves*



My best friend just might be gay too.
I know this because he talks about having had sex with men and wanting to do it over and over again with any number of others.
And how he thinks vajayjays are "gross."

alyasa 10.03.2007 08:53 AM

Hmm... yeah... I was referring to SC's post...

alyasa 10.03.2007 08:53 AM

Am I the only dick here who uses his real name?

sonicl 10.03.2007 08:55 AM

That's your real name? And you're a guy?

This board is full of surprises.

alyasa 10.03.2007 08:57 AM

I think floatingslowly knows... Not sure how though... Do I know you? :)

floatingslowly 10.03.2007 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
My best friend just might be gay too.
I know this because he talks about having had sex with men and wanting to do it over and over again with any number of others.
And how he thinks vajayjays are "gross."


that's a pretty sure sign, I'd say (if there is one).

maybe we should hook our friends up with each other!

here's some facts about my friend so you can tell yr friend:
  • he knows all about gay porn.
  • he's in medical school (so he's super smart)
  • he's funny (not as funny as me, but that's how it goes)
  • his face is an all access pass (he seems to know everybody)
  • he doesn't smoke or use drugs (anymore)
I can't really think of anything else that might be appealing to another man right now, but I'll let you know if I think of it.

gawd. I can't wait to tell him I posted this. HE'S GOING TO BE SO EXCITED!!!! :)

floatingslowly 10.03.2007 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alyasa
Am I the only dick here who uses his real name?


my real name is floatingslowly too.


Quote:

Originally Posted by alyasa
I think floatingslowly knows... Not sure how though... Do I know you? :)


echelon sub_node:007


 

sonicl 10.03.2007 09:08 AM

Was there once a floatingslowly one?

floatingslowly 10.03.2007 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
Was there once a floatingslowly one?


do AIM names count? if so, yes.

prior to that, there was only spacerock.


Quote:

Originally Posted by rapaz maldito
your friend... yeah, yeah.


are you trying to hit on me??

alyasa 10.03.2007 09:10 AM

I feel like that Stone Roses song, I Wanna Be Adored... Luckily, I don't feel like that Marvin Gaye song, I Want You...

sonicl 10.03.2007 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
do AIM names count? if so, yes.

prior to that, there was only spacerock.

I that as in "In the beginning there was spacerock... and the spacerock was good... but God saw that Spacerock was lonely, so he created noiserock..."?

floatingslowly 10.03.2007 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
I that as in "In the beginning there was spacerock... and the spacerock was good... but God saw that Spacerock was lonely, so he created noiserock..."?


close enough.

do you mind if I get that tattooed on my forehead?

I'll give you full credit, of course.

although, for me, spacerock is more about the ending of epochs than some funny lil' german guys.


Quote:

Originally Posted by rapaz maldito
not me, my best friend.


yr best friend is gay too? it's all the rage these days.

alyasa 10.03.2007 09:18 AM

Hey, check out my signature!

sonicl 10.03.2007 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
close enough.

do you mind if I get that tattooed on my forehead?

I'll give you full credit, of course.

although, for me, spacerock is more about the ending of epochs than some funny lil' german guys.


You're welcome to tattoo it if you want to, but it has to be in very small letters and in the shape of a swastika.


Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
yr best friend is gay too? it's all the rage these days.

My best friend isn't gay, but I do know some people whose best friends are gay.

floatingslowly 10.03.2007 09:37 AM

Mother of All Quote Posts:

Quote:

Originally Posted by alyasa
Hey, check out my signature!


I like yr style.



Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
You're welcome to tattoo it if you want to, but it has to be in very small letters and in the shape of a swastika.


here's another true story. my other friend (the one married to an ice queen) is covered in WWII german tattoos. so far, he's stayed away from the SS lightning bolts and swastikas, but he has the unit badge for the 12th SS - Hitler Youth Brigade (along with other things). he's NOT an Nazi, and one of the least racist people I know, yet....it's odd. it's one of those things that if you didn't know him, you would assume he joined a gang in prison.


Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
My best friend isn't gay, but I do know some people whose best friends are gay.


well then yr still welcome to join the Best Friends of Gay Men for Men Club with Rapaz, Clone and I. membership is free, and quite honestly, it marks you as enlightened (which looks good on business cards and resumes).

floatingslowly 10.03.2007 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rapaz maldito
i see gay people.


when you say "see" do you mean "date"?

as in "would you like to meet my friend Jason?", "no, I see John"?

Savage Clone 10.03.2007 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
Mother of All Quote Posts:



I like yr style.





here's another true story. my other friend (the one married to an ice queen) is covered in WWII german tattoos. so far, he's stayed away from the SS lightning bolts and swastikas, but he has the unit badge for the 12th SS - Hitler Youth Brigade (along with other things). he's NOT an Nazi, and one of the least racist people I know, yet....it's odd. it's one of those things that if you didn't know him, you would assume he joined a gang in prison.

.

Well, you can't deny the stylish nature of the SS design aesthetic. Plus there's all the occult whatnot in there...
I know a guy with a museum quality collection of authentic German WWII militaria; he enjoys wearing an SS jacket around, and occasionally breaks out the officer hat to go with it. He's a Native American.
Confuses people.

alyasa 10.03.2007 09:44 AM

This is the gayest thread ever...

alyasa 10.03.2007 09:47 AM

2 words. polyvinyl chloride.

sonicl 10.03.2007 09:56 AM

Chloride of many vinyls. What about it?


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