i am going to bomb schipol airport
 

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:o I'm in.

its huuuuge and very annoying.

fuck they even have a wedding service on the airport...

you dutch?

It's Schiphol with an extra 'h'.

Anyway, yes please.

that's their problem.

I thought this said "I'm going to bomb school"

Me too!

Haha, better luck next time.
Damn Dutch.

u'll gt in truble

Mentioning a bomb at ANY airport on earth would be pretty dumbass in these times of terror.
It would get you locked up and make mommy and daddy very disappointed in their offspring.

nice knowing you all (most of you anyway) see you in about ten years.

You mean they can become even more disappointed in him? :eek: :eek: :eek: :p

Yes. It must be horrible talking to your child from behind a sheet of bulletproof glass.

I'm surprised that I was a little shocked by the title. Threatening to bomb airports isn't a light hearted matter here in the states anymore.

Now it's in bad taste, summons paranoia (be it of terrorists or the CIA, I really don't see the differences anymore), etc. I'm fairly confident that if I throw in "LAX" into this post, I'll be red flagging some secret police's database crawler.

Are you by any chance buzzo's cousin?

The last time I was at my cousin's, her husband who used to work for Oracle and is now working for himself I believe was mentioning to my brother about the relatively new possibility of being able to database the whole of the internet in a frozen state. Basically taking a still photo of the internet at one point in time and being able to search it offline.

that's cool, wat would he do with 999 trillion terrabytes of pornography?

Jico would certainly do anything for a little attention.

Insert smiling anus.

fuck, he'll drown in money... he could just donate it to homeless people living in schiphol airport. I assume there are many?

good luck getting that bomb in there, tiger.

I was wanded for a condom wrapper once.

if I can't smuggle in condom wrappers, I have a feeling that yr going to have a hard time with all those wires 'n stuff.

:o :( :rolleyes: :cool:

Hello you!

Good luck! Try not to kill too many people. My brother's working in a prison right now, and he's working with a guy that set up a bomb and blew up a building, and unintentionally killed 3 people

omghai2u!

it's sure nice of you to show yr support for compulsivediarrheajicomalditostarman by posting in this thead!

I have so many questions!

will the timelords save him from Interpol and / or the FBI?

is compulsivediarrheajicomalditostarman really the alter-e-go for Paris Hilton's disgruntled pet tinkerbelltaco?

is this just an electronic cry for rough prison sex (dutch style)??

does putting a finger in a dyke really stop the flow?

save yr tears for yr new cellmate "Bruno".

word on the block is, he's been looking for a new bitch (after he traded the last one for a pack of smokes).

Out of curiosity, if I type "bomb schipol airport" in Google, this thread pops up at nr. 1 of the search results.
It also says that it was started by an 18 year old born on December 8th, 1988.

No reason to shit yourself just yet.

oh oh.

i'm in. bombing for peace yay.

Mr Oxymoron is reading for peace.

That's because he misspelled the name. Professional bombers know how to spell it.

18-year old planning to blow up Schiphol sounds very familiar by the way. Already has been done before, sorry Jico.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samir_Azzouz
I'd suggest flooding it instead, much more effective and you'll take out surrounding cities as well in one go.

this thread is dope.

and i mean it!

There's talk of a "Sonic Bomber" with the IQ of a wood worm.
Also, Interpol have started a world wide manhunt in search of the culprit who can't spell.
Sources are leading them here.

heheheeheh, double-ew-tee-efff???

yes, I AM dutch!?.

what gave it away? my wooden shoes??

I'm talking to myself. Do you mind?

i know. they sent me out to watch you.

Hello daddy! What are you doing in the park, today?

snooping on suspected terrorists. duh.

Whaaa??? Are you alright daddy?

sssshh!

DADDY!!!

what? that guy looks like kim jong-il



is he your daddy?

and are you both related to elton john?

Judging by your super sharp talent in seeing physical similarities between people, I think that I might have more in common with your body than his.