how are you?
 

i'm curious.

Nervous about a speech I'm giving.

And my throat hurts, which makes it worse.

Worse for wear / wearing it well.

Fucking fine, how have you been, it is SynthethicalY here.

My tea tastes like medicine this morning.

pretty good. i'm a little high, gonna ride my bike and eat some chinese food and do some school work. yeah.

i'm superfuckingsucky, but thanks for asking!

I'm alright, my back hurts a bit from sleeping on someones couch last night. But I've showered for the first time since Thursday so I'm mostly good :)

showering is powering.

good... just woke up. cold pizza for breakfast, how disgusting is that? but also delicious... you?

Cold pizza is good, and showers are powering :)

Count me among cold pizza fans, too--though I hear it's not healthy for you.

Today I'm fairly calm but nervous about the work week ahead. Big deadline bearing down.

Deep breaths...

ha ha ha

You know how you always think of the great comeback later on... Well, I've got one now for everybody here (where I live) who keeps asking me how I like my new state. It occured to me after the office party Friday night, and it would have been perfect for when my wife's boss's wife asked me how I was adjusting to the culture shock. Here's the line I should have given her: "You know, I was a little unsure about moving to South Carolina at first. But the moment I saw the Confederate flag waving so high and free in the bright blue sky above the statehouse lawn downtown--well, honey, there was absolutely no doubt in my mind that I had found my new home!"

ha ha ha. the wit of the staircase, huh?

and do they really have the confederate flag? i thought it was a blue one... dang. o you wish you were in the land of cotton?

worried about where i'm gonna be living in a month's time.

I'm sniffly. And my face itches because I haven't shaved for awhile.

Shaving gives me a rash even with sensitive skin shaving cream, and growing a stubble makes me itch and eventually it starts to look really gross.

???

Oh, yeah, it's very real, very red, and very prominently flying above state guvament grounds. It's our hair-a-tige, doncha know.

The contract on my flat runs out on 31st Dec. 2008 is gonna a be an 'interesting' year for me.

it's a motherfucker


if you push that button

[quote=!@#$%!]ha ha ha. the wit of the staircase, huh?

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I'm practicing the line every day so it rolls off my tongue the next time I'm asked. For maximum effect, I need to be holding a mint julep.

One more week of school. Shit yeah!

3 weeks vacation.

Oprah and Obama are in town today. It would be neat-o if the press could ask them what they think of the flag.

oh crap. you can't renew it, huh?

suxxxx.


ask porkie maybe? he moves very often.
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anyway, gentlemen, and ladies, i am off the computer for a while, needs to be done, have a great day

Me, too. I'm off to work. Which just means going to another computer program.

Later, dudes...

- Cold pizza is a staple in the Cantankerous household.
- I'm a bit pissy and very sore.

wasted and blah-ish

no more wisdom toofs...feels like craters in the back of me mouth...and i just want to eat crunchy foods right now damnit

high again. about to turn in for the evening, only to wake up at 7am to ride bikes and drink tea before starting my day.

tired. sore. hungry. still pissy. i have bags under my eyes. not good in general.

Tired I turned 23.

I think I owned that shirt swa(y).

hey jade.

i am sleepy.

how are you?

getting drunk
sitting on my girlfriends bed
doing nothing this week
should be groovey
drive home with my gf this weekend
she is very cute

Horny

You might be lucky enough to witness the end of the world before the 31st.

Did you not find somewhere to live yet?

I am busy and I'm feeling really good. I have had a good weekend and blah blah blah blah.

All of my finals are over except for a 7 to 10 page paper on one of the topics we cover in my Moral Psychology class. Rather easy since I have a whole week of nothing I haver to do but that. Should I write on Iris Murdoch? Maybe write on moral luck and turn it into a determinism rant? So many options.

i'm feeling really good today

i got drunk and bought 1,500$ worth of toys that i'm donating to Toys For Tots