noobs and low posters...
 

Do you ever feel like they are just not cool at all? I do sometimes, and I know that is stupid, because they are probably like the coolest people ever and just don't have the time to waste on a message board like some of do because they are leading awesome lives.

So with this in mind, I salute you, low post members of the board.

noobs and "low posters" are alright.

lurkers can get fucked though.

no, not you, Lurker.

I have a lot of posts.

Don't take it personal.

ok.
Yeah, I salute those guys too, like the ones who "introduce themselves" in that other thread and then disappear.

Obviously people with many posts are nice, I'm just saying that I'm overly judgmental of new people with low posts, and that my seeing them in this light is not right and is completely unjustified. This is a criticism of myself, not of everybody on here, and that's why I felt I needed to make up for it. :)

I've been here about a year, and I haven't hit the 1,000 post mark yet.

I haven't hit the 10,000 post mark yet.

hey, if you felt the need to "explain" your pov for me, don't worry, I was kidding :) .

Everybody's nice! Lets have a big group hug, I think I hear "Dark Star" in the distance...

for the record, no matter what the count may be, all my posts are SOLID FUCKING GOLD.



oh snap.

you should have stopped 709 posts ago, you cock

Me neither. I was first and then second after porky passed me. I'm way down on the list now. Makes me feel good to have a life.

You're damn close, bean-pole.

SteveOK is OK, OK?

besides, he has more posts than you, which naturally makes him nicer. dig?


PS: give me another year, you low postin' jerks.

I didn't explain it for you, per se, but for the many who misunderstood me.

Edit: :)
Because would it really be a post from me without one?

I'd be up for a large boardies party, maybe not a group hug. But since that party would doubtfully take place anywhere near Cincinnati, and since I have very little money, I don't think I could make it :(

he may be nicer than me, but he posts like a cock

I've got it, we could all meet online!

Only the internet could make way for such redundancies :)

Don't call me bean-pole. Just because I want your balls in my mouth DOES NOT give you the right to insult my tweaker-esque build.

ive been a member for almost two years and havent reached 1000 posts yet...
do i have a life?
no
its just i dont have that much to say :-)

like one, or with one?

the latter is far more impressive (which is exactly why I'm posting with mine now).

you should see me HIT the SHIFT key. IMPRESSIVE IMO.

I heard he can Ctrl+Alt+Del...

GGTFOI!

(sorry, sometimes it's hard to only hit one key).

no, they're sitting there, hands poised over their keyboards, desperately trying to think of something funny or clever, but ending up spurting out, "I've been here about a year, and I haven't hit the 1,000 post mark yet", like the big pointless throbbing cocks they are.

yeah, cock and balls together maybe, and then only if your thumb got in the way

couldn't be. my thumb is planted firmly in my ass.

that post made my winkle go all stiff

you should post with it now.

djsgfluygdgfvdgvd;r89YT85RZDVMRJKJWOPPQiu987678kjh

grobble brumble conumbrel auguaries frog flinging catapult listers
total draught sisters
the last of the irishmen
waddles with a penguin on a leash
and green pantaloons wrapped 'round his head
while a wagoneer of epic collector type follows
with half a dozen drained cases
somehow in sacramento

that 9-caps lock-Y combo is brilliant.

brb I need to wash my keyboard.


PS: my increasing niceness is palpable.

It's kinda making me sick if you wanna know the truth.

No, actually I have control over what I post, unlike you. You just post whatever idiotic vomit you happen to be thinking about. Quality over quantity, douchebag.

I think I'll become a low poster soon.

hey now, I've been defending you, but now yr hitting a little too close to home! :mad:

quality is for suckers.

me too, I'm considering hiatus. there has to be a board somewhere that is not quite so (how do you say in inglais) "up tight".

I have a framed Goo Poster and a framed Holiday in Cambodia poster.

i laughed so hard