Male Circumcision poll
 

Answer!

If you are a guy, answer normally.

If you a girl, pretend you were your brother, last boyfriend/current boyfriend, or your father (if you have never dated and are an only child).

Yes.

my mom told me the other day my dad was uncircumsised, i dont believe her and ive been meaning to ask my father

i havent seen my dads penis in years so i dont remember.

but me, i am skinless

that's the most disturbing pretend to be i could ever imagine.

Freud wouldn't think so.

it doesn't take a degree in psychiatry to know that freud was one sick fuck.

Nice pole, errr.....I mean poll.

I didn't realise so many SY fans were circumsized...

Circumsized.

According to my health teacher, a lot of parents now a days are not circumsizing their sons because of the trauma. That's pretty stupid, imo. I can't remember it. Can you? I doubt it. Did it traumatize you? I doubt it.

I didn't want to bring it up, but I don't have a penis. I pee out of my butt.

there was a great episode of pen and tellers bullshit on this very subject. i love that show

My nephew isn't circumcised, but that is not the reason my sister gave.

i refuse to make any comments..
i've voted and that should be enough...
*cough*

Foreskinless but i'm not exactly loving it...

awwwwww i had the little operation when i was a ikkle baby....

i voted "why did that little flap leave me?" cuz i never really knew, apprently i was gonna explode as a ikkle baby if i didnt have the op.

but i was only ikkle
and a baby. awww

I didn't think circumcision was the norm in your neck of the woods, fishmonkey.

nahh its not the norm i just had no pee-hole

I don't get circumcision. Nor am I circumsized. Is there much point if you don't live near sand?

You are getting repped for that.

Its a jewish/muslim thing. The sons of Abraham were to be circumcized as a sign of the covenant between Abraham and God. Many Christians believe that through Christ there is a new covenant and that it is unneccesary.

Doctors prefer to remove them because it helps them milk money out of the health insurance companies, and also because bad hygeine can result in infections in the area. That isn't really a problem if the mother teaches their children how to bathe and shower correctly.

As far as I'm aware circumcision is much more the norm in the US as it is in Europe. Mine is intact and I would feel weird having it any other way. But I suppose those who have been snipped would say the same.

elves ate my foreskin. then i ate them.

foreskin rules-- you can't beat masturbation without soap :p

soap, and in desperte needs....spit.:)

Fuck, would we talk like this in real life?

If I were an American guy, I'd feel rather jilted. No one wants the toy with "accessories not included."

what is real, what is the internet? are you high?

my guess is you need soap :p

I always felt the "orignal junk" was weird watchin' vids an' shit."

I meant if we were all in a room in a non virtual/digital form.

oh fuck sorry i read too fast.

maybe you can get your thing refurbished or something :D

with enough alcohol everything is possible

A foreskinless guy can masturbate without lubricant. He just has to do it differently. That is the way I originally discovered.

oh hm yeah, a ripe papaya w/ a hole will do the trick i guess :D

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or did you use a rump roast?

No, I can masturbate with my right or left hand without use of lubricant. You just do it differently. You don't slide your hand up and down the shaft, you sort of just hold on with a firm but not tight grip and make quick 1/2-1 motions back and forth. This method would be known as "choking the chicken."

oh man. sounds painful. however, people should get off in whatever way they can. so congratulations on your fun :D

It isn't painful unless you do it way too much in a short time span and you have some frantic masturbation sessions. I'm talking like 5-6 times in a single day. That is just punishing your penis.

yep

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"ike's wee wee" is one of the absolute very best south park episodes, m'kay.

imdb http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ike's_Wee_Wee