Who's the best walker that you know?
 

And what's the criteria that you've used to award him such a title? Yourself doesn't count.

The best one that I know does this semi-sliding thing that makes him look like he's just about to moonwalk a la Jacko. The bestest there is in the best world.

ok, now that someone else posted a funny pic I can go on with this (oh, thanks for the grateful dead tip on that other thread!)




my criteria is coolness. and easy parking.

This thread has now been officially approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks.

my g/f who walks with such a badonkadonk, bumpiddy bump that it disrupts my concentration and train of thought

the original Jimmy Walker - Mayor of NYC

by a mile...

Yup... just keep walking.

johnnie walker

In srsness...idk I'll get back to you on that

My friend walks with both of his legs.

I've been attempting to come up with an excuse to mention Christopher Walkens since the first moment I saw this thread. After a day, I've given up.

Christopher Walkens.

Johnny Walker is pretty good.

But when I think about walking, I think about distance and endurance. In which case I can't think of anyone better than me. My oldest sister is a speedy walker who could walk around all day, so probably her.

Johnnie Walker is okay, when we're talking Green Label only.

pffft, millionaire.

haha i was gonna post that

i fucking love those things

omar walking!

that looks eerily similar to where i lived in stl

baltimore

you ever seen the wire? best show in the history of tv

no i have not.

sopranos is still my show. i got all that shit on dvd.

wire may be the best cop show in TV history, but it ain't no WKRP brotha

COME ON, PEOPLE.

i like sopranos but wire blows them out of the water in my opinion

it's just fucking brilliant


you talking about that 80s show with the blonde woman with the tits?

the tits were good but ive never seen much of that show

i mean i caught some reruns in the early 90s i think but nothing that sticks in my mind as memorable-- except for the blonde with the tits of course.

i'll see if i find some episodes online before i make any pronouncements, ha ha.

ps- according to wikipedia, it's a 70s show. 1978-82. running gags? i don't know...

pps- it has a LAUGH TRACK for fucks sakes

I don't pay too much attention to the way people walk. Unless you have a really fucked up way of doing it haha.

Thats Porky in the middle there ;)

yes, this is how I remember baltimore.

my only impressions or ideas of baltimore come from john waters movies

yeah, something like that.

You're all wrong.

This man, is the greatest. Bow down.

 

 

Didn't Tom Verlaine once release a single called "A Town Called Walker"? Not a bad song, from what I remember (T Verlaine did a live version on "The Tube" back in the day)...

every sitcom has a laugh track

WKRP was and is my favorite sitcome ever.

genius funny shit.

I'm a pretty snippy walker, I beat my mates innit.

I think all my friends walk normally, so they don't qualify for this thread. But I walk without moving my arms. I have them by my side, behind my back, or with my hands clasped together in front of me. I've been told I look stupid.

I don't know why I made this thread, it's rubbish. I don't want it.