what do you buy for a man that has everything?
 

and i mean EVERYTHING. if he doesn't have it, but wants it... he buys it himself.

suggestions?

A sexy time?

I dunno... I'm terrible at buying people gifts.

lapdance?

no idea!

i bet he doesn't have some old sarah records 7 inches.

Dildo?

Simple.
HOVERBOARD.

http://www.futurehorizons.net/hoverboard.htm

maybe i should've specified this is for my dad. ha.

She specified this was for a MAN.

laxative!

yeah!

that way he can get rid of "everything", and the buying can start again.

something personal and inexpensive

brilliant. thanks.

oh hm.

then nothing, obviously.

oh you mean for "father's day"?

why don't you let him take you out to brunch instead.

he's evidently loaded.

pfft. as if he wants to spend time with me.

Well, I dunno what your relationship with your dad is, but I would never get my dad a sexy time.

We're getting my dad golf balls for fathers day, and maybe hot sauce.

hmm - I can't tell - is that sarcastic? Damned lack of tone on the internet.

he doesn't wanna?

they why you worry about the sukka.

go spend w/ the father of yr child instead.

send dad a telegram.

You can run 35 MPH with this exoskeleton spring-walker:

my dad's only hobbies entail things that will make him money.

manga... it was good natured sarcasm. i want to get him something personal and inexpensive, but i don't know what that'd be.

I definitely like personal presents, especially when thought has been put into it.

But I also hate the thought that somebody has agonised over a present.

This is of no use to you I'm sure.

A container to put all that shit in.

i see my dad everyday.... and he's very good to me, i.e. he pays for my boy's school etc. but i see him so often... spending time with him isn't necessary. i just need to get him something thoughtful. or cool.

I figured. It's kind of tough to recommend something without knowing the person. Especially if you're trying to be personal.

Think of something he likes to do and then get him something associated with that - like tickets to a sporting event or a day at the golf course.

girlgun is a mommy? OMG, she is the fucking best.

it's just so hard. god.

for example, manga. he has tickets to EVERY sporting event already. even women's softball. he doesn't play any sports, not even golf.

he travels extensively and drills oil wells for fun.

i think i might have an idea!

you didn't know that?

background info:

me and the robot have been married for 12 years this august.

my boy just turned 11. ha.

oh, the way you wrote it sounded like he despises you ha ha.

well fuck, get him some flowers-- take him to the horse races-- buy him some biotech stock-- what the fuck do i know? you know him better than any of us put together yo.

Cool, you just made me fall more in love with you.

i'm thinking maybe i'll get him one of those books that has all the old (like from the 20s, 30s) pics from oklahoma... a lot of them have pics of oil wells, drill sites, etc.

like this

there you go

follow yr instinct

adios

i think they're neat pics..

those are really cool and personal. Framed they'd make a great gift.

http://www.despair.com/


.....SERIOUSLY. he printed off damn near the entire site today.

About bloody time you contributed something.

I've been on hiatus.

What a weirdo.

hits are for squares.

Shoudn't you say "standby"?

Did he enjoy it?*












*That joke was brought to you by watching too many British TV comedy in the seventies.

Get him a man who has nothing, to laugh at.

A Tie Rack Motor!