Would you become a vampire if you could?
 

Talking about sort of the Anne Rice version where you're preserved at whatever age you die and become one.

Think about it. You still exist, and in fact, are more or less immortal. If you die at 27, you're forever 27 and beautiful. The down side--you have to suck blood, and you don't get much sun.

Would you?

who says I'm not already?

and fuck the Anne Rice version...those pussies were afraid to eat people.

Actually, I think the downside would be that you'd be mistaken for goth and have everybody laughing at you all the time, except for the over-weight people begging you to play live action role-playing games with them. So, NO.

No, no, no. You'd be your cool own self, not goth. Unless you wanna be goth. No, basically you're the person you die as. In other words, if you're hair's all gothed out or you've tattooed eyeliner under your eyes, yeah, that's how you'll look for all eternity. Otherwise, your style is up to you. Though remember, you'll neither grow hair nor be able to style or cut it.

Do I have the sexual charm to bring the lady neck-fests to line up around the corner of my crypt?

No. FFS read it again. He said nothing changed.

Ha ha.

This girl I had a crush on my sophomore year wore porcelain vampire fangs for a week or so. Close as I care to deal with vampire stuff. Blood sucking freaks me out.

Also does being a vampire necessitate having an vampirefreaks account?

Because fuck no.

Yes, when you say "become a vampire" there is no way I can expunge that type of behavior from my mind. The people I've know who wanted to be vampires were always inevitably fang-dorks of the type you mention.

Yeah, that fang-dork phase for her lasted about a week or two. Then she got tired of them and stopped wearing them, which was a good move all around.

vampires became lame.

My wife has been reading lots of Anne Rice vampire novels as of late, and we keep biting each other, especially during sex. I like. :D

only if i get to help kate beckinsale 'research her role' for underworld 3

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fuck no. i want to go to the beach and eat cebiche.


o, wait... mmmm... that's a good selling point all of the sudden...

as long as i didnt' have to say corny dialoge and be ambiguous, then yes. campires are cool... unless their corny.

"Campires"? Brilliant!

Count me in for being Count Melly, Campire of Soho - fangs, fever, and a most fabulous cape from Prada.

Hahaha. Campy vampires. Yes.



"If only it vas this easy in high school." Bah-dun-tss.

I employ everyone here to watch sucker: the vampire.

Vampires can get aids if they suck aids-infected blood!

yeah, sure i would be a vampire.

i might be one already. well let's see...


- long black hair
- paper white skin
- persistent dark circles under eyes
- fangs
- pervasive urges to kill people
- avoidant of sunlight

looks like it.

nails too short.

kiddin'.

I think I wouldn't be a good vampire.
Can't decide on the main question of the thread coz I'm lame.

they're not any good for anything anyway

and hello

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/25...8ef45c.jpg?v=0

oh, come on!!! a vampire with fake nails?? LAME!!!

btw, yep, they wouldn't be of much use, maybe to help grasp/keep your victims still while feeding.

now that I think about it, both hair and nails would stop growing...

And if we're talking Anne Rice, here, you'd just get one of those spiked thimble things to drain the blood from victim's wrists anyway.

i have gigantic man-hands, not to mention i'm very strong particularly for someone of the weaker sex...i don't think i need long nails to do my job.

^^^All you need is the sharp teeth, and I reckon you've got the post of the SY Gossip Board Official Vampire.

i have sharp teeth.

Right, that's it - the job's yours:



Arise Countess Cantancula!

There are vampires all around, but they aren't immortal. They just suck all the positive energy from you and keep you down. You know those people. They seem like they're cool at first but you feel mentally drained after hanging out with them.

I would LOVE to be a vampire.

Non-stop partying.
Hot chicks.
Hot VAMPIRE chicks.

But i'd be a non-gothic vampire
Goths are super lame

It's a tough call, but ultimately no.
Though the prospect of vampire chicks is incredibly tempting, I once saw a Twilight Zone episode where some guy got fucked into never dying. And I put Rod Serling's judgement before my own any day.

What a badass.

that sounds more like a werewolf

vam,pires suck

you can't get a hard-on, you cannot make sweet sweet monkey love to a woman, you cannot enjoy a tasty delicacy, you eat blood and sht out some sort of nasty ass gruel, looking like black tar heroin and smelling of rust.

on the plus side they are near immortal

why do they cant get a hard-on?

vampires are UN-DEAD
they die and are reborn again as vampire
they do not have sexual urges, nor can they fulfill any woman secually, which is why they are always portrayed as causing orgasms when they suck the blood of a woman, even though that is such stupid soap opera bullshit

I fucking HATE anne rice

the single worst, mopst pedantic, unceasingly florid and overblown prose writer onf the last 20 years.

her writing is fucking HORRIBLE

her storytelling thopugh, is better, but still way too obsessed with gay vampires

ok, thanks for clearing up

there are easier ways to live forever:

What if you could make sweet sweet monkey love to women, but all the other vampire clauses still apply- would you become a vampire?