Be a real man!
 

Yeah! Football, rugby, cars, all that lot. Why not take this opportunity to show how manly you are, men?

For instance, today I took my glasses off and went 'crikey, that lady's got a most becoming visage'. And then I wittered on for twenty minutes about a fucking tire or something.

I talked cigars with an attorney, an we both pause when the new attorney walked by, cuz she is like va va voom, 40 year old hot to trot power player curvalicious.

my turds have mustaches.

Ahhh man, my friend told me a really funny man activity last night. What the hell was it???

Oh right, cutting your nails.

I gave him a really hard time about it.

I'm scratching my big hairy balls right now. Then I'm gonna eat a biscuit and I won't even wash my hands before I do.

BURP

I fuck like a MANNNNNNNNNN.

Well, more like a dirty boy.

Anyone see the match last night?

Real men post pictures of hot girls! Without penises! Fuck yeah!!

Oh, the ref was a right plonker, wasn't he?

I want to take up boxing. Really, really bad. My only hesitation before was the possibility of ending up with a crooked nose, but fuck it. I'm doing it.

The ref was a right poofter.

Smiffy played a blinder though.

The girls' thread is longer. Competition, men!

What a girly thing to say ;) A real man would break his own nose.

I'm SO manly that I only talk to, interact and have sex with OTHER men.

Women are for puffs.

Go figure!

How many things can you find to say about lip gloss?

Psh. The only reason I care is because a broken nose hinders sexual conquest.

I break my fingers for fun.

Cauliflower ear is worse.

Also, back to your own thread, Jandek.

Yeah but if you box enough to get that, you're badass enough to make up for it. A broken nose could happen in your first fight.

honestly, shouldn't homosexuality be considered the pinnacle of masculinity?

there is nothing more MANLY then having another man, am i right?

Work on strengthening your nose while you train. Keep hitting it, day in and day out, but not hard enough to break it.

Poof.

Twat off to the girls thread.

guns guns guns

Did anyone pick up the new Chainsaw Sounds compilation CD?

Hell yeah, I play it when I'm in the shower. A cold shower that is, using my spit to wash my hair.

Real men piss into the wind, every time.

Real men piss in the wind and don't flinch if some catches adrift and sprinkles onto their legs. Just makes you a better man.

It's not as MANLY as the time when I shaved my rippling, hairy body with broken glass and napalm, then had a fight with a grizzly bear using only my ENORMOUS BALLS.

And later I had sex with a man for good measure.

MANLY.

chainsaws are manly.

George Washington was a real man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

Beers too.

Excuse me while I go record a death metal cover of the Pogues.

i honestly am going to have to play with myself after reading this thread.

Death Metal ?
Well, it's not as manly as SPEED Metal, don't you think ?

my sig defines a real man.

My dick is longer.

I rode my motorcycle from Englewood to Harrisburg and back backroads all the way.

On the way home I stopped in Centralia, Pa. Where a coal mine fire has been burning for 45years.

you forgot to mention! do not take care of them at a restaurant! kthx.

i take my dick out when i eat dinner