Killing boredom?
 

I'm the most bored person on the planet nowadays. What do you do when you're bored? Might give me some ideas!

in before 'jack off'

Get stoned.

I don't do drugs!

You could double check your homework, or revise.

Well there's yer problem...

maybe try http://www.addictinggames.com ?

Oh, and that picture of Paris in your sig is a shoop.

Good idea.
I knooooooow.

You could go to bed, there's no reason to stay up till half past two in the morning if you can't think of anything to do.

Another great suggestion. However I can't sleep everytime I'm bored!

read read read. the tv guide is not an option however.

have a wank

join the resistance. fall in love.

alcoholism

Haha, I shooped a Mesh Gear Fox album into her hand as well, I'll try and find the pic.

Read Heidegger's phenomenology of boredom, you dumbfucks.

If only professional commitment and financial strain would allow me to be a full time addict, I wouldn't mind going for that option.

i've never been bored really, so i dunno.

Hypocrite extrodiner.

I bought a cognac that is still a quarter full!

Boredom is an admission of a lack of imagination.

One thing that I've got better at this past year is, when I'm nearing boredom, I'll try to do something useful as opposed to just distracting myself: read a good book or learning guitar.

Are you sure it's not three quarters empty?

Actually, yeah, I must be pretty bored to have 13,000+ posts on here. You caught me.

boring people bore themselves.

today's tip: 5 new ways to masturbate.

i dont know, i dont give a fuck. read a book.

hahahaha

You don't kill boredom, boredom kills you. Draw a picture.

john berryman has a poem saying "to admit you're bored means you have no inner resources."

Laziness is also another toxic fuel to throw onto the fire of boredom. I speak as someone who is far to lazy for his own good.

Try knitting!

try watching webcam gurlz

To say that boredom is a lack of imagination is just nonsense. Escapism can be as dangerous as doing nothing, sometimes. Boredom is a lack of outer resources, or motivation to find them.

listen to the Boredoms.

I just find that with the internet, music, movies, books, video games, meditating, etc... it's hard to be bored. dON't forget songwriting..

wikipedia and textfiles.com alone gurantee I'm not bored very often.

look what I just learned

A wolf tone, or simply a "wolf", is produced when a played note matches the natural resonating frequency of the body of a musical instrument, producing a sustaining sympathetic artificial overtone that amplifies and expands the frequencies of the original note, frequently accompanied by an oscillating beating (due to the uneven frequencies between the natural note and artificial overtone) which may be likened to the howling of the animal. A similar phenomenon is the wolf interval, usually between E flat and G sharp, of the various non-circulating temperaments.

boredom can also be caused by the frustration of wanting to do a particular thing and not being able to, making propect of doing anything else seem dissatisfactory.

I can't tell you how irritating the 3 wolf tones on my violin are.

play on the internet/computer
draw
watch a movie

Giving a person suggestions as to what to do when bored is pointless. If the person actually *wanted* to do any of those things, they would have thought to have done them already. Trying to chase away terminal boredom is nearly impossible.

Best thing I would suggest is to wait it out and realize that sometimes the world does fine without you. Soon (read: almost eternity) some ship shall pass your deserted island.