What to get a girl who has everything?
 

I want to make up for the fact that she paid my 20$ entrance to a club once.

Twenty eight years of age (ok more a woman than a girl), she likes to dress classy, likes chick flicks, is a fan of Roger Federer and drives a black BMW (X3 or X5 I think) or used to do so.

All ideas welcome. serious or not...

What you do get her? Pregnant!

a backdoor man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0EweABcKwI&

an sy album

back door man
 

If that was a joke, either I don't get it or it's very lame.

wikipedia: "In southern culture, the phrase "back-door man" refers to a man having an affair with a married woman, using the back door as an exit before the husband comes home"

I don't think she's married...

good song tho'

I believe that cocaine is the standard gift.

does she have one of these?

that's it!

moustache wax?

a big black record.

A homemade coupon book.

anal beads

sing her a serenade.

seriously, i wouldn't know, since i don't have everything.

maybe... love?

If she already has everything what's the point of getting her something?

a strap-on

The experience of having something stolen?

penicillin?

Just pay her the money back, if it bothers you that much.
Problem solved.

Get her nothing. Don't get her "nothing", the actual nothing. Just give her "something" but have it be.. "nothing".

Dick in a box!

(going off asp's nothing idea)

get her tits done.
there are no limits

Dammit, you beat me to it.

She doesn't have everything, just a lot of expensive shit. Make her a macaroni picture frame.

A spare kidney could come in handy.

get her flowers. bitches love flowers.

its tested and true. No girl will complain about getting flowers.

Yeah, everyone loves a something nothing. I wish I had (an) everything nothing anything something.

An STD.

*is smitten*

The Hardcore Collection
 

I seriously considered buying her the Kern DVD "The Hardcore Collection", but I'm afraid she and her family (she's my cousins' cousin) might shun me for the rest of my life.

Flowers may be a nice alternative...
Thanks for the suggestion, cars_willkillyou!

I think I will give her this thread in print + some flowers

something in formaldehyde./

unless their carnations.

ew. those would make you look cheap. and flowers are kind of corny.

what is she interested in? her hobbies? ect. ect.
if youre good enough friends to go out in public with her you should have an ok feel for her tastes.

and i dont know who said it, but theyre right. she doesnt have everything just lots of worthless shit with high prices.

sponsor some kid in africa for her or something. maybe she'll learn to put all of that money to good use instead of materialistic bullshit.

something homemade.

the men don't know, but the little girl understand.

Something that can't be paid for.
Surprise her, dude.

Just checking, you have seen that, right? Because there is some pretty hardcore stuff on there indeed. Once you get past the Death Valley '69 music video there is a lot of explicit sex and a woman having her vagina sewn shut.

I suppose it probably is something she doesn't already have, but you mentioned earlier that she likes chick flicks...

!!!!!!

Yeah, it's not really a present for everyone.


Hmm, just a couple more months until Mother's Day.

I think I exaggerated when I wrote "seriously considered". I think it was more like, suppose I would give her that dvd, what would happen? (more like a twisted fantasy I suppose)

anyway

I asked a sister of her's for advice, and she said she likes chocolate and honey waffles. And our cousin told me she's into taking pictures, photography.

I think I will give her some good honey waffles and a photo mag or book.

Thanks for your interest and suggestions, people, I appreciate it.

Nothing.

Anyway she doesn't deserve a present.
No ?