who here is a satanist?
 

I've become really interested in Satanism lately. I'd read the Satanic Bible a long time ago and I loved it, I agreed with most of it, but I didn't know how I felt about becoming a practicing Satanist. I've long considered myself as an Agnostic Theist, but I've recently been thinking of "converting" my beliefs to that of a LaVeyan Satanist.

Anyway, just curious if anyone here is into that stuff. Please don't turn this into a big debate about religion, since most of its bullshit. Please don't question my beliefs. I am just curious who else considers themselves a satanist.

I've always considered myself to be a satanist.

I gathered that with the 666

Really? Why don't you just become a Randoid objectivist instead? It's less pretentious. Oops, I'm questioning the beliefs of a guy that questions other people's beliefs, sorry.

No, I'm not.

How do you go from Agnostic to Satanist? I'm not sure there is a God, but I'm sure about Satan!

Sorry, I realized I'm questioning your beliefs, just as you asked us not to do.

I for one am against Satan. He is resposible for all of the wrong in the world. I don't see how anybody could really be for that.

I'll let your message speak for itself.

I'm just going to say... read the Satanic bible one time and you'll be changed.

Could you post some teachings of the satanic bible here? as I'm too lazy to read it.

This is what they say about the actual Bible.

It's all Ayn Rand shit, Nietzschian Dionysian regurgitation, and pagan spectacle pretense. I've read that tripe individually already. Unless you mean there is something else to it?

Yes. Yankee Rose. That is something more.

A lot of it is common sense.. love yourself, jerk off, Christians hate everything that makes people happy, etc. Still, it's intelligent stuff.

gualbert, this is a good summary: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Satanic_Bible


I've read the entire Bible and agreed with almost none of it. Of course that was a decade ago. Some coolass fuckin murders in it and shit though.

if you were to read anton la vey's work on what he branded satanism, it has nothing to do with the worrship of a deity.entity called satan. it has everything to do with accepting the animalistic side of our humanity, and exalting in it, and understanding that the "virtues" which are taught by christians, are not the only human virtues.

I myself am an ANTI-Theist.

LeVeyan Satanism is atheist/non-theistic. Satan is more of a symbol of selfish will in nature than any supernatural, metaphysical being. Theistic Satanism is the one that prays to the Infernal Prince.

So you never read Nietzsche, hmm?

I would consider myself a satinist.

it's so soft and silky to the touch!


^^^ OMG CLICK AND MAKE BIG.

Right, anyone that thinks Satanism is about worshipping Satan.. well.. doesn't know what Satanism is.

And I'm only familiar of Thus Spake Zarathustra, which I think completely flew over my head when I read it a good 7 years ago. Maybe I should dig it back out.

Read The Anti-Christ and Beyond Good and Evil, instead.

I'm a very proud LaVeyan Satanist. Being your own god is great.

Isn't 'atheism' enough?
Or are you against people who believe there is a god?

Is there a religion that only worships farts? Besides Christianity, I mean?

There is a marked difference between dismissing a thing and being actively against it.

I find it a curious phenomenon that self-centered philosophies are always so Western-scope in being contra Christianity when religion/philosophies like Buddhism, which strive for the absolute eradication of the self, are obviously far more antithetical.

LaVey has said many times that he wanted to found a religion that was based on indulgence, rather than abstinence. Satanism is about putting yourself first, and holding an eye-for-an-eye mentality. Satanists take advantage of the world around them, as efficiently as possible, to best suit their needs and desires.

I think that if Anton LaVay were still alive today, you people would dismiss him as the pseudo-gothic marilyn manson fan that he would surely be.

Yeah, fuck the environment! And other people are just stepping stones!

I am against the concept of theism.

Not exactly...


1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

ok.
I believe there is a god, and that he is not a concept.

All the above with anti-self weakness, aka Christian virtues.

Do Satanists really caveat apologize as much as their Christian brothers?

if he does not stop, destroy him.

"hey dude, if you don't stop. i will destroy you. just letting you know"

hahaha.

though honestly, the rest does make more sense.

buwahahahahaha

I vill break you

Just to stir up more discussion...


1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!



1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
2. Pretentiousness—Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
3. Solipsism—Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won’t. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of “Do unto others as they do unto you.” It’s work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.
4. Self-deceit—It’s in the “Nine Satanic Statements” but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it’s fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deceit!
5. Herd Conformity—That’s obvious from a Satanic stance. It’s all right to conform to a person’s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.
6. Lack of Perspective—Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints—know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.
7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies—Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something new and different, when in reality it’s something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the creator and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.
8. Counterproductive Pride—That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.
9. Lack of Aesthetics—This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but an eye for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It’s not what’s supposed to be pleasing—it’s what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one’s own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.

its bullshit, think for yourself

that's exactly laVey's point

And you're trying to be a nicer person too? Who are you, really?

Wait, the internet. Innit?

Satanism, indeed.