The talk like Diesel thread
 

It's easier than it seems. Think about how a pirate talks and then give it an extra twist. Like listening to a pirate on LSD.

It goes like this: Aight's teasier won ya dink.

Hmmmmm....how much is the full course?

Pirates have spunk. Or you would think they did (a shitload) 7 seas, etc?!

^^^ that's genius. whatever it is you just said.

and, I'm sorry; I can't.

diesel's posts range from incoherent to english professor and I'm afraid that I'm not up to the task.

I kill you

oh I can do that!

eeyee keeeel u.

starting to get the hang of this now.

yaahhr yaahr typo whisky

How about geordie?

Or maximo park?

the kids are sik again man

the ath ur spunk yr mesiter brat

Ah, yer a wimp pussy loathesome tip yer alcohol are.

he'd good in spades.

What a shit thread.

iniit!

i feel bad!

It's not even about your feelings, mister. it's just tedious shit.

Anar i was protecting the english lang!

ano that doesn't resonate but bite us u fucking dummys

that doesnt work??"""

most of us havn't heard diesal talk, so how can we talk like him?

he writes sense though

it does.

Diesel makes sense, the fact that he also posts a lot of crap is another thing, though.

Let's call it shit, it's more appropriate.

And Maximo Park can go fuck themselves. They're shit too.

the're better than most shite on the radio thats all. when i get sick of listening to thinking fellers and gvsb and even rgae against the machine for wor lass, i can put on the radio 1 maximo park. and fuk me sideways if i can get off on white lies dead town shite

This thread is prickery. The one person who writes like he speaks, and he gets the piss ripped out of him. Horseshit cuntery.

I love you all

It was started out of respect.

I write like I speak, too, by the way.

Seriously? The written me and the spoken me are entirely different. There's no accent to your writing. I don't believe that's how you speak.

Yeah, I speak in Italian, go figure.

It's a close approximation to the way I speak, yes.

I had my tongue replaced with a death-ray. consequently, the best
speach I can manage, is a menacing buzz.

Ewww, scarryy... !

You write in, mostly, standard English. There are roughly four people in the World, all of them in Essex, working for Radio 4 on the BBC, who speak like that.

The way I write isn't even approximating the same syntax as my speech. You are AMERICAN.

This is related to people thinking Marras is British. He lives here, yes, but he's Italian, and a very specific sort of Italian (which is necessarily obscure to me). I don't know if you people understand this, but cultural identity is very important right now, in the world. Innit?

Ha, ha. So I'm one of the four people? My dear friend, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Yeah, I talk in standard English. I do. This is the way I talk. What do you think I am, some ebonic-spouting inner city gangsta? I'm a white, middle-class old dude who went to college and who, through force of habit and cultural background, has almost no choice but to communicate in standard, grammatical English.

I speak in mostly standard English. Ya get me blaadz? Standard English is nang yeah. Don't make me shank you, innit.

someone actually said that to me last week.

I wanted to act like I thought he'd said 'wank' but I don't think he'd have appreciated the joke.

Haha, what called for that? I think you went for the safe option in not choosing to do that.

barbarous english.

The English are very obvioulsly the best at speaking this language. No argument, there. Fuck off, chill out. If you do you're a wanker.

At least do bow down to Glice, who is English, and shits all over anyone who claims another language as their own.

I'm not sure what provoked it. I don't normally attract stuff like that.He was doing that whole bouncing around like a 4 stone prince naseem routine, showing off to his 800 mates. It was all a bit ridiculous really.

Not that Glice's words would ever matter at 2:00 am, of course.:)

as one who enjoys the wanton abuse of language(s), I view glice as my nemesis. :mad: