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Rob Instigator 09.15.2009 11:24 AM

Youth and Idiocy
 
This was sent to me by my brother who works at a clinic in Austin TX.

so I did a two hour sex ed presentation to a bunch of adolescents...here are the questions of the day

"so sir is it true that after I am done stabbing her and I done nut inside, I can just piss in her and it'll wash out all that nut so she can't get pregnant, right?"

from a young girl- "after I fuck ten guys and my pussy is all loose, will it go back to normal?"


from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"


ahhh youth and idiocy

Rob Instigator 09.15.2009 12:01 PM

the stories my bro tells me of the fucking INANITY of kids age 12-18 regarding sexuality is amazing. Thank you George Bush's "preach abstinence instead of sex education" america!

floatingslowly 09.15.2009 12:05 PM

so sir is it true that after I am done stabbing ten guys and I done nut inside, I can just piss juice, cauise I used to have sex ed presentation and I ain't got no more pussy. will it go back to normal from a guy?"

Lamont Cranston 09.15.2009 12:39 PM

WAT

notyourfiend 09.15.2009 01:20 PM

Are you sure that they aren't just fucking him yr brother?

Rob Instigator 09.15.2009 01:25 PM

he has been teaching sex ed seminars and testing kids for STD's and all sorts of stuff for 5 years. the stories he tells me are ridiculous. Some may be messing with him, but the ignorance is appaling.

just horrible shit. stupid stupid stupid people out there.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.15.2009 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend
Are you sure that they aren't just fucking him yr brother?


fe real. I have met some stupid kids in regards to sex, but that sounds awfully suspicious.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.15.2009 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
he has been teaching sex ed seminars and testing kids for STD's and all sorts of stuff for 5 years. the stories he tells me are ridiculous. Some may be messing with him, but the ignorance is appaling.

just horrible shit. stupid stupid stupid people out there.


but.. its not just the ignorance of kids, many and most adults are equally uninformed.. its not really a "sex education" problem as much as an american cultural taboo to be sexually explicit to high school kids.. people still believe that if they talk about it (even abstinence) than they are inspiring kids, but its not conversation that inspires kids, its being fucking terribly horny.

adults are as stupid as kids in this regard..

Satan 09.15.2009 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

so I did a two hour sex ed presentation to a bunch of adolescents...here are the questions of the day

"so sir is it true that after I am done stabbing her and I done nut inside, I can just piss in her and it'll wash out all that nut so she can't get pregnant, right?"

from a young girl- "after I fuck ten guys and my pussy is all loose, will it go back to normal?"


from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha




HA

SuperCreep 09.15.2009 04:31 PM

the first and third sound too ridiculous to be true.

or at least i'd hope so.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 09.15.2009 04:39 PM

Fuck Yeah Teenage Youth!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.15.2009 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
Fuck Yeah Teenage Youth!


I think you should adjust your sig with these new quotes!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.15.2009 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator




from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"




 


maybe there is some truth to that one.. after all, "yes, amazing!"

Rob Instigator 09.15.2009 04:42 PM

I am going to get my bro to write me all the freaked out shit they ask.

he had one pregnant girl who wold not believe the pregnancy tests saying she was pregnant, who told him she could not be pregnant because she "coughed out" all her boyfriend's cum.

Rob Instigator 09.15.2009 04:44 PM

it is a societal thing. Parents are afraid to be frank with their kids, schools are completely afraid to get sued by prude parents, and so kids learn about human reproduction from pornos and from their friend's stories.

!@#$%! 09.15.2009 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator


from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"



that one i believe!

viewtiful_alan 09.15.2009 05:12 PM

Health class last year gave me many gems...

"Is it true that you can get aids from eating after someone else who has it?"

"What happens if the girl you havin sex with is pregnant and you poke yo lil baby in her tummy wichyo dick?"

"Bitch claims she got pregnant from swallowin my cum! She lyin?"

Elder. 09.15.2009 05:14 PM

If you have sex with the bitch on top gravity will keep the c-men from hitting her tubes.

!@#$%! 09.15.2009 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan
Health class last year gave me many gems...

"Is it true that you can get aids from eating after someone else who has it?"

"What happens if the girl you havin sex with is pregnant and you poke yo lil baby in her tummy wichyo dick?"

"Bitch claims she got pregnant from swallowin my cum! She lyin?"


hey man i hear you like swordfights

 

viewtiful_alan 09.15.2009 05:23 PM

Thas hawt

static-harmony 09.15.2009 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
hey man i hear you like swordfights

 



Those must be asians sword-fighting.

viewtiful_alan 09.15.2009 05:40 PM

Either that or we are unkowingly looking at kiddie porn.

static-harmony 09.15.2009 05:41 PM

The latter is more disturbing to think. I'll stick to asians.

viewtiful_alan 09.15.2009 05:44 PM

Agreed. A federal inspection of SYG would yield humorous results though

ploesj 09.15.2009 06:05 PM

i remember a biology publishing silly answers from 14-year olds on their biology exam in he school paper. we do get sexual education at school, but some seem to have a problem remembering it.

what is the function of the inner labia?
welcoming the sperm and hitting it with a stick (??)

what is sterilization? cutting the man's ovaries.

name the numbered parts of the female reproductive system: 'cotovis' was one of them

name the primary and secondary sex characteristics: (primairy): hands and senses, you get hurt easily (secondary): pubes on boobs, penis

name the parts of the male reproductive system: ovaries, clitoris

give the function of the following body parts:
ovaries:
fertilization/catch the eggs
testicles: storing eggs
prostate: makes the sperm happier/protection against diseases/saves a man from dehydration/feeds the uterus

we describe it, you give the right word:
synonym for orgasm for the man:
uterus, sperm travel, evacuation, seed loss, translation
bag the embryo is in: problem
partial closure of the vagine with a young girl: periods/mother's membrane/beardslimes
this happens halfway the menstrual cycle: ibitation
synonym for organic matter: prostate

infinitemusic 09.15.2009 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperCreep
the first and third sound too ridiculous to be true.

or at least i'd hope so.


Never, ever, underestimate the stupidity of people. Ever..

ploesj 09.15.2009 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinitemusic
Never, ever, underestimate the stupidity of people. Ever..


very true.

floatingslowly 09.15.2009 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ploesj
bag the embryo is in: problem


amen to that.

Satan 09.15.2009 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan
Agreed. A federal inspection of SYG would yield humorous results though

federal inspection?


DIPSET.

floatingslowly 09.15.2009 07:30 PM

omg I want to be a federal board inspector soooo bad.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.15.2009 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan
Agreed. A federal inspection of SYG would yield humorous results though


hey, I don't need that kind of heat, I ain't tryin to go to Guantanamo... ;)

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.15.2009 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
it is a societal thing. Parents are afraid to be frank with their kids, schools are completely afraid to get sued by prude parents, and so kids learn about human reproduction from pornos and from their friend's stories.


this is true. since I myself was a youth, even and especially today, its all good to smoke pot in public or in front of yr house so long as there are not any kids around. people will walk/drive by and they will either a) mind their business or b) get a laugh or a coy smile but:

if they are with their kids, they get all pissed off and defensive and will more than likely snitch on yr ass out their offense.. this is because they do not want to have to explain cannabis to their kids when they ask what those people are smoking over there.. they themselves may be cool with pot, but they do not want to seem like they are condoning or inspiring it in their kids, so they would rather hear no evil see no evil speak no evil instead of just being honest..

always tuck the joint low when some folks are passing by with they kids..

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elder.
If you have sex with the bitch on top gravity will keep the c-men from hitting her tubes.


so many people believe this. semen move. they have tails ya know. They also stay alive for 2 days, wriggling all up in a chicks cervix and such

jon boy 09.16.2009 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
This was sent to me by my brother who works at a clinic in Austin TX.

so I did a two hour sex ed presentation to a bunch of adolescents...here are the questions of the day

"so sir is it true that after I am done stabbing her and I done nut inside, I can just piss in her and it'll wash out all that nut so she can't get pregnant, right?"

from a young girl- "after I fuck ten guys and my pussy is all loose, will it go back to normal?"


from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"


ahhh youth and idiocy


yeh some people never grow up.

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 11:08 AM

I like the wordsmith sing-song quality of

and I done nut inside

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.16.2009 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
so many people believe this. semen move. they have tails ya know. They also stay alive for 2 days, wriggling all up in a chicks cervix and such


its five days actually, and sperm trip me out. those motherfuckers are alive, millions and millions of them.. what the fuck kind of crazy shit is that?

I mean, just watch the scene from Look Who's Talking..

 

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 02:13 PM

and there are multiple types of sperm. some are the straight tailed attack the ovum kind. some are predastory and attack and "kill" any foreign sperm in the vaginanad uterus. Some of the sperm are curly tailed, like springs, and what they do is form a barrier locking themselves together like velcro to prevent any other sperm that may get in there from crossing the cervix.

for real. reproduction is CRIZAZY.

notyourfiend 09.16.2009 02:15 PM

I'm glad that I grew up in a home where sexuality was discussed openly.

I am actually relatively close family friends with this lady.

 

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 02:18 PM

My parents taught my brother and I early on abou human sexuality and reproduction. it is the only fair thing to do.

ploesj 09.16.2009 04:55 PM

i've always grown up with the idea that sex is a normal thing, part of a normal relationship, also between two people from the same sex. hearing some people from my age group, i'm very happy about this.


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