Yo mama.
 

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how DARE you talk about demonrail's girlfriend like that.

I suspect he's going to tut-tut at you rather fussily.

Yo mama drinks so much piss that she requires her own line at the truck-stop.

Yo' mama so fat tha' she drive a spandex car!

Yo mama still uses dial-up.

Yo mama's punany is so wide, it has its own zip code. 9021oooooh

Yo mama seemed like a nice lady, until she had you, then we all knew the horrid truth: goats can get people pregnant.

what you say abuot mah mumma!

yo mama is such a loser, she sits on sonic youth gossip all day



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

yo mama is so fat, Bill Gates can't afford her liposuction bill...

yo mama looks like courtney love.

AAAAAAAAAAAW SNAP; SHE DID NOT JUST GO THERE!!!!!!

yo moma is so fat she could eat the internet.

your mother is so overweight and obese that she can't put on her favorite jeans anymore.

before you guys get mad, i'm only joking.


... your father's gay too

Yo mama such a whore, she'll give you a Russian rim job for eight fifty behind the Sip N' Strut to support her addictions to huffing airplane glue, Robitussin DM, and daytime cable talk shows.

Yo mama so dumb, that she champions the "artistic credibility" of The Smiths.

my mama is so dumb she accused me of listening to satanic music, when I was only listening to The Smiths.

reeeeeeemixxxxxx

yo mama so nasty they asked her to leave the fishery...

this is probably the most i've laughed because of something someone said on the internet... in a long time. AND I CAN'T EVEN REP YOU FOR IT.

im in the top 10% of attractive red head females, so.. yeah. i'm pretty attractive.

Yo mama had a below-the-waist amputation and doesn't even have a crotch to speak of, unless you count her hairy armpits, which have seen many a cock, in lieu of her vagina, that is still sitting in a trash container marked "biohazard" because hazmat is too afraid to pick up anything that smells that fucking bad.

^ lolwut?

I hope this thread lives forever.

Yo mama so into ritualized gangbangs with taxi-drivers that her pussy's seen more road-side bombs than Kandahar.

Yo mama listens to so much ICP that she went half on the $300 tab to Juggalo Fest with Dr. F., but since she plans to fuck the "band" she won't be staying in his tent; instead, it's Faygo douches all weekend long as she trains one painted face after another.

Yo mama had so many breast lifts that her nipples leave marks on the ceiling; or at least they used to, until that accident with the fan that left her with nothing but twin elongated stumps that now create wide trails the could accomodate a boy scout troop (if boy scouts gave out badges for walking upside down).

Yo mama is so-so that she asked you if you had any clothes that needed washing before she started a new load.



Fuck you, this is meta-humor. META.

Classic Comeback

Yo mama had such a good comeback that, in the morning, she was all superman ho.

Yo mama is very nice lady.

your momma is such a slut that when when you ate her out it was like drinking your dad, uncle and grandads cum milkshake?

AMIDOINITRITE?

incineration!!!

Would that include half uncles?

only the bottom half.

The whole adopted portion of my mother's side is pretty funny. All S.S. Nazis, Hollywood screenwriters, and hippies. I envy their chaos.

Yo mama gets around more than Brian Wilson.

Yo mama is such a nazi hippie screenwriter that whenever she hugs a tree, Mein Kampf - the miniseries rains onto the forest floor, in a shower of leaves that smell as much of patchoulli as they do burning jews and cocaine.

you are the insult master

yo mama once fucked an entire trailer-park full of carnies while listening to a mix of dream pop on cassette; before it was time to flip the tape over, fourty-seven corn dogs, five "admit one" tickets, a prophylactic balloon animal in the shape of a pitbull, a slightly-used METALLICA 'incense burner' and a new baby sister named Keeping It Simple were all up inside her.

only the sister came out.

Yo mama so fat + ugly, the only thing that'll climb up in her grilled cheese is KIS.