Alabama Dildo Ban
 

Looks like all the fun is going out of Alabama with a proposed ban on the distribution of sex toys....

http://www.atheists.org/flash.line/dildo1.htm

Only in America............

for a moment, I thought this was a new band that I've never heard of....

They'll cut off your fingers too!

Fuck me, I am fucking calling that band name!

Damn, you beat me!

It deserves to be a band name
Do I get royalties?

i think the agricultural industry is behind this move.

they probably just want to expand the market for cucumbers.

First the mass exodus of freed slaves, and now women. Let's hope we get another Neil Young track out of this.

Does anyone still go to sex shops anymore? The internet is so much easier. For all your porn and porn acessories.

yeah but you don't get to look at the other people and laugh

And marrows..........

remember, oh "spoiled" one, that about 40% of the population has no internet access at home ;)

best. thread. ever.

ahh fuck.


fine.


i dont want it anyway.


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Loose morals? Is that what they're calling it these days?

Loose morals = loose vaginas.

"Alabama religious groups and politicians"

You know that every one of them has one at home under the bed.

"Thats not a dildo, that's a medical replica"

That is the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. ha!

Will the dildo go to an Alabama museum?

"This was known as the dildo, kids. A very handy device"