"Just because you use a vibrator doesn't make you rad"
 

Sorry, it had to be done.

I had a glow in the dark dildo that I used on the old lady, but if we are indeed breaking up.. I mean, I'm not going to be using it on another chick... so I'm trying to figure out what to do with it.. I'm thinking of making a bizarre art piece out of it..

Sell it to a head shop. Express that it's used.
Replace a lamp base with it.
Use it as a glowstick at raves.
Use it as a backscratcher.
Use it as a loofah.
Use it as a cooking utensil.
Tell a small child it is a glow in the dark bludgeoning tool.

Use it on yourself.

Yeah, I might. I've always wanted to stick it up my ass, honestly. But I've refrained since I use it on the old lady... Because even if I, you know, clean it really well (and I do clean it after every use), there's still some microscopic anus germs on it so yeah.

But I wouldn't mind having her vagina and anus germs in my anus so I'll probably just regift it to myself. Haha. Lube up a nice glow in the dark dildo, shove it up my ass, and jerk off. Sounds like a part-ay!

I've also always kinda wanted to suck a dick. I think I'd be good at it. My dick is big enough where it can reach my mouth. The head of it at least. So I licked the head of my dick once for fun. It didn't feel good. But still. I think I might see if I can deep throat it. It's about the same length as my actual penis length (a little over 7 inches). Pretty fun. I dunno, I'll just have fun with it. It was only $20. Cheap-ass dildo dick.

If all else fails, the rave glowstick suggestion is quite good.

pix or it didn't happen

haha.

I've always kinda wanted to post a picture of my dick but I always felt like it'd be out of context and rude.

I need to start an official "picture of atsonicpark's dick" thread. I wonder how much rep (from both sides) I'd get for that one. Hell, maybe even a marriage proposal would come out of it (from, uh, both sides)...

You got it
yeh ride the silver rocket
can't stop it
burnin hole in yr pocket

rept

I'd love to see some abstract pictures of your glowing asshole or something. Or a video that you could chop to bits and reassemble into a masterpiece.

angela I like you, you're funny

I like you too, you're drunk and cute.

:3 I'm often drunk on here.

www.ebanned.com

sell it

gawd bless the internet.

without it, you would be stuck, in yr basement, silently sucking yr own dick.

or maybe, not so silently (you might make slurping noises) but certainly you would be without words.


ps: no fucking wonder you like Tool!

if men could suck their own dicks the internet would be dead.

u people r sick!

and i luv u for it.

www.solosuck.com

are you trying to say that atsonicpark is not a man? because, that's just rude!

this. now.

 

"Just because you use a vibrator doesn't make you rad"

Yes, it does. Theres everything about this that makes me rad.