lolol i'll film the birth and put it on the interwebs JKJKJKJK.
no but seriously thank you all, my boobs hurt like hell and ive already started throwing up randomly and peeing every 10 minutes. this should be a fun ride.
plus side: i get waited on and sit on my fat sassy ass. and i picked the fetus' name.
AND I GET TO HAVE A SHOTGUN WEDDING.
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