I was just thinking, I wish I'd had the forethought and technological know-how to hunt down you fuckers' phone numbers while I was ill. I could have whittled away my bedridden hours pranking you. The good ideas are always belated.
I only talked to Gooey on the phone once, and he sounded very nervous, so I let the poor boy go. He saved me from an unwanted phone call I was trapped in. But a lovely voice he had indeed.
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