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Me and some friends once went to a music festival near venice. Getting nearer to the place where the festival was held we noticed an ABNORMAL amount of policemen and police cars everywhere. A few of my friends were carrying some, ehm , "recreative substances" and decided to make a U-turn and get back home. The situation was pretty strange, this was a festival organized by the local administration, surely not a "dangerous" freaky festival...we did not understand the need of that many policemen, but we decided to go nonetheless...so, we get to the entrance, and, as usual, police stopped ME to check my backpack :
"Sorry, no bottled beers allowed"
"what? but they sell them at the festival ?..."
"Sorry, we can't let you in"
"Uff, my friends are already in...what should I do?"
"Well, you can either wait them out till the end of the gig, or you could leave the beers here, or drink them and then get in..ha ha!"
"Uh, ok"-
So I drank 7 500ml bottles of beer in front of them in, like,10 minutes (the gig was about to start) and then they let me in like nothing happened.
Morons.
The day after we read in the newspaper that there ahd been a bank robbery there, and all the police cars/men were still chasing/searching for the criminals.
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11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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