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Also, there's one thing that happened to me in January this year. I got really drunk and stoned in a pub with my mates on Friday and when I came back, I felt a sudden urge to go visit the bathroom. It was 1am at night and my roommate had gone away for the weekend so I was home on my own.

So, I went to the toilet, just in a T-shirt and boxer shorts, and when I closed the bathroom door, the door handle broke and fell out of the door. So I kept staring at the door, drunk and stoned and unable to do anything smart, and I was like: "OK, now how the hell do I get out of here? Noone's going to come here until Sunday evening and even if someone calls me, my phone is in the different room". Just for imagination, my bathroom is like 1x1 meter large, a real shithole.

So I sat on the ground until the next morning till I got a little bit sober, then gathered all the remaining physical power and kicked the door out.

Now I think it's funny, although my landlord wasn't really happy when I told him the story.