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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

in case anyone cared about my positions on world events, here are my plans for my first day in office:

• annex Canada
• convert Mexico into a taco-flavored theme park (yes, everything will be edible)
• declare war on New Zealand
• make Australia the 51st state (sorry Puerto Rico)
• declare war on Madagascar
• eat some yellow cake
• declare martial law
• declare martial law a second time (just because I can)
• nuke Belgium
• declare that Belgium Waffles be forever named "Freedom Waffles"
• declare Arkansas an Al Qaeda training camp
• nuke Arkansas
• create prison camps out of LA and NYC
• nuke LA and NYC
• annex Cuba
• declare my birthday a national Cuban holiday
• declare ninjas the clear winner of the eternal battle between ninjas and pirates.

and yes, this will all be done on the first day.

....eeexcellent.