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Originally Posted by al shabbray
marry her, instead of being adopted, cause then you dont have to wait til catank dies
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i know ways to speed that up
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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i don't see that turning out well.
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yeah, first my navajo wife would "navaja" my nuts, then presuming i survive it would be creepy for a near child to marry a geezer. unless said geezer has billions and the near child is ana nicole smith, but let's not even go there.
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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
I see !@#$! suffering a freak "accident", and Cantankers picking up the life insurance. It's the NYC way, y'know.
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cankers abhors the thought of hurting others. me on the other hand, i'll choose muder over suicide as a matter of principle