[pbradley]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Well, he was pretty proactive about it. He pretended to be doing a survey for his high school on sexual development. He said he needed to see my pubes so he could take notes. Just as I was about to show him my pubes is when he began biting his lip and getting all sweaty. It was also at this moment where I was all "OH HEY WAIT A MINUTE BRO." And then some Russian dudes came in and he got nervous and I booked it.

What an amateur.

Fortunate bail, though.